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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Separation Oscillation

Sheldon: She watched it. I'm gonna get that girl back.
Amy: I only watched it because you emailed it to me with the subject line "This is gonna make you mad."
Sheldon: She was listening through the door. She wants me.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Penny: So what package are you thinking?
Leonard: This one comes with music and flowers. Oh, they even stream the whole thing live on the Internet.
Penny: Why would we want that?
Leonard: Because, there's a lot of gorgeous blondes out there who don't believe they can land a short, near-sighted scientist. Let's give them hope.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Penny: Whatever. Put us on the Internet. I've always wanted a wedding with a comments section.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Penny: No, I want to. Look, we've put this off long enough. Let's do it.
Leonard: Oh, that's exactly what you said the first time we slept together.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Sheldon: Leonard, have you gotten married yet?
Leonard: No. Why?
Sheldon: Good. Don't do it.
Leonard: Why not?
Sheldon: Some important new information has come to light. Women are the worst. I thought it was paper cuts but I was wrong. No piece of paper ever cut me this deep.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Sheldon: Is Penny crying?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Of course not. They thrive on our suffering.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Leonard: Buddy, I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do?
Sheldon: Yes. If I ever talk about going out with a girl again, roll your eyes at me, like I do to you when you say dumb things.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Amy: Hold on. You're getting married and you didn't invite me?
Penny: It was kind of a spur of the moment thing.
Amy: Wow. Hope I can catch the bouquet from here.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Sheldon: Amy's upset? Is it about me?
Leonard: No, I think it's because we're eloping.
Sheldon: Your marriage is causing her pain? You know great, I take it back. Go ahead and do it. Yay for love!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Amy: What are you doing here?
Sheldon: When last we spoke, you said you needed time.
Amy: It's only been eleven hours.
Sheldon: The Lord of the Rings trilogy was nearly eleven hours. I made you watch that, you said it was an eternity.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Sheldon: You seem to be headed somewhere. May I walk with you?
Amy: Sure.
Sheldon: Boy, I'm glad we're going out again.
Amy: We're not back together.
Sheldon: Why? Is there someone else? Just couldn't wait for that first notch on your bed post. Could you?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Sheldon: Oh, you're going to a wedding alone. That's sad.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Sheldon: Your friends? I think you mean my friends. And why wasn't I invited to this?
Amy: Maybe because the two of us being there would make them feel awkward.
Sheldon: We make everyone feel awkward. That's our thing!

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Leonard: Hey, if you're hungry, there's a breakfast buffet at the strip club next door.
Penny: Thanks, but I don't like glitter on my scrambled eggs.
Leonard: I don't think the strippers prepare the meal, but okay.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Matrimonial Momentum

Leonard: And you promise you're okay with everything from the car?
Penny: Oh my God, Will you stop bringing it up?
Leonard: You're right. I'm sorry. We have the rest of our lives to dredge up stuff from the past and fight about it.

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