Leonard Hofstadter Quotes Page 9 of 82
Quote from the episode The Positive Negative Reaction
Sheldon: This place is terrific. Why have we never been here before?
Leonard: The same reason we don't do a lot of fun stuff - you.
Quote from the episode The Prom Equivalency
Howard: Lots of people wear matching pajamas who aren't dating.
Raj: Like who?
Howard: Like you and your dog.
Leonard: Don't rule out the dating.
Quote from the episode The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
Leonard: By the way, my leg is killing me. Thanks for asking.
Quote from the episode The Isolation Permutation
Leonard: Come on, she's your friend. Step up! [Knock * 3] Amy. [Knock * 3] Amy. [Knock * 3] Amy. (Turns to leave) Bye!
Sheldon: Where are you going?
Leonard: I'm single, I don't need this crap.
Quote from the episode The Commitment Determination
Penny: Thanks for cooking.
Leonard: My pleasure.
Penny: That carrot was delicious.
Leonard: Yeah. I wish I'd fought harder for the rest of 'em.
Quote from the episode The Classified Materials Turbulence
Leonard: Thanks for closed captioning my pain, Raj.
Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality
Leonard: Okay, Sheldon, I understand that youre going through a bit of a career crisis, you're searching for some other area where you can feel valuable and productive but I need to tell you something and I want you to listen carefully.
Sheldon: All right.
Leonard: Go away!
Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative
Sheldon: Oh Lord, this can't be more humiliating.
Leonard: No, no, no, give him a minute.
Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction
Leonard: Going to Wheaton's party is not betraying you.
Sheldon: Oh, of course you would have to believe that. Evil always thinks it's doing right. Excuse me, Stormtrooper. These are the droids you're looking for.
Leonard: I'm going to a party. I'm not turning R2-D2 and C-3PO over to the empire!
Sheldon: Not yet.
Quote from the episode The Loobenfeld Decay
(Sheldon repeatedly knocking and saying Leonard's name)
Leonard: Ugh, this would be so much easier if I were a violent sociopath!
Quote from the episode The Zazzy Substitution
Amy: Is he always like this when he loses?
Sheldon: Oh, yes. You should have been here for the great Jenga tantrum of 2008.
Leonard: You bumped the table and you know it.
Quote from the episode The Good Guy Fluctuation
Leonard: You may be from Texas, but I'm from New Jersey.
Quote from the episode The Celebration Experimentation
Leonard: Sheldon, we've been together so long, it's hard to remember a time you weren't in my life. And believe me, I try.
You make me laugh.
You make me a better scientist.
You make me crazy.
You're more than just my roommate, you're my brother.
Sheldon: Thank you.
Leonard: Happy birthday, buddy.
Quote from the episode The Separation Oscillation
Leonard: I wonder if that's why I have such a dysfunctional relationship with Sheldon. I had a dream the other night that I was in a cave, and I was nursing a baby. But the baby had Sheldon's head on it.
Mandy: And your wife is worried about me?
Quote from the episode The Recombination Hypothesis
Leonard: Some kind of nerd? I'm the king of nerds.
Penny: What does that mean?
Leonard: It means that if someone makes me mad, I won't help them set up their printer.
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