Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 119 of 262
Quote from the episode The Barbarian Sublimation
Leonard: Why should I do something? You're the one who introduced her to online gaming.
Sheldon: Well, yes, but you're the one who said hello to her when she moved in. If you'd just simply restrained yourself, none of this would be happening.
Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Penny: I meant has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a brainiac?
Sheldon: Oh! Well, a few years ago, he did go out with a woman who had a Ph.D in French Literature.
Penny: How is that not a brainiac?
Sheldon: Well, for one thing she was French.
Quote from the episode The Skank Reflex Analysis
Sheldon: Whenever you're ready, AT&T!
Quote from the episode The Barbarian Sublimation
Sheldon: You're in my bedroom.
Penny: Yeah, Leonard gave me an emergency key.
Sheldon: People can't be in my bedroom.
Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion
Sheldon: I'm hell-bent on catching a cyber criminal, not the common cold.
Quote from the episode The Financial Permeability
Penny: No, I can't. Sheldon, honey, I don't want things to be weird between us.
Sheldon: Won't it also be 'weird' if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rainwater?
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Sheldon: Howard, I'm gonna need another mandarin lesson, I obviously didn't make my point with those people.
Howard: For God's sake, Sheldon, if you don't like the tangerine chicken, don't order the tangerine chicken.
Sheldon: I like tangerine chicken, I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.
Quote from the episode The Bus Pants Utilization
Sheldon: # Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows my sorrow. #
Quote from the episode The Rhinitis Revelation
Sheldon: There's a lot of harm in trying something new. That's why we test out drugs and cosmetics on bunny rabbits.
Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
Sheldon: How would one measure a sense of humor? A humormometer?
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope
Penny: I found the decaf.
Stuart: Oh, great.
Sheldon: Herbal tea for me, please.
Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification
Penny: How is that not talking to me like I'm an idiot? It's my friend, it's my couch, and it's my freakin' life!
Sheldon: It's also your roll.
Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor
Howard: What's this? (hand movement)
Sheldon:That's what you did. I assumed, as in a number of languages, that the gesture was part of the phrase.
Howard: Well, it's not.
Sheldon: Why am I supposed to know that? As the teacher, it's your obligation to separate your personal idiosyncrasies from the subject matter.
Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
Leonard: Okay, I'm going ask you one more time. We did the work together, let's present the paper together.
Sheldon: And I'm telling you for the last time, it's pandering, it's undignified, and bite me.
Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration
Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Wil Wheaton!
*knock knock knock* Wil Wheaton!
Wait, how many was that?
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