Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 124 of 262
Quote from the episode The Good Guy Fluctuation
Sheldon: All right, so the topic at hand is sexual fidelity. Probably won't be relying on Suess here. Although One Fish Two Fish, Red Fish Blue Fish might be surprisingly applicable here.
Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation
Sheldon: Amy, I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship. Bazinga! Bedtime. Please show yourself out.
Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification
Leonard: Are you set on people laughing WITH you? Because if you're cool with AT you ...
Sheldon: I don't get it.
Quote from the episode The Cooper Extraction
Amy: I'm just really glad you're back.
Sheldon: Me too. I've got a lot of TV to catch up on.
Quote from the episode The Extract Obliteration
Sheldon: I'll be Coop and he'll be Wheels. If he's okay with that.
Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation
Sheldon: (Running from the angry mob) Why is there never a pontoon plane when you need one?
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Sheldon: Koko learned to understands over 2000 words, not one of which had anything to do with shoes.
Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation
Kripke: I'm Barry Kripke and I'm here because you told me there was a raffle. Where is the raffle?
Sheldon: Patience, patience, Barry, the waffle-- ahem. The raffle... is the grand finale to an evening-long festival of fun and folly.
Kripke: One more question--
Sheldon: Yes, you must be present to win.
Quote from the episode The Collaboration Contamination
Amy: What's with the blinking?
Sheldon: It's Morse code. So we can talk about without hurting --'s feelings.
Amy: Sheldon, I don't know Morse code.
Howard: I do. And if you have something to say, you can say it to my face.
Quote from the episode The Geology Methodology
Bert: Hey, Sheldon.
Sheldon: I've been thinking about it, and I suppose I could help you with your research.
Bert: What changed your mind?
Sheldon: Bert, I'm a gift horse. Don't look me in the mouth.
Quote from the episode The Occupation Recalibration
Sheldon: Oh, this again. So Penny proposed, you didn't say yes, and now you think you may have lost her love forever. How does this compare to me being forced to relax for a few days?
Leonard: It doesn't!
Sheldon: Thank you.
Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification
Sheldon: I don't know about you but I'm very uncomfortable about this.
Amy: Why?
Sheldon: I've never seen this show before, and now I'm starting with episode 246. It's unnatural.
Amy: Just think of the first 245 as the prequel.
Sheldon: All right.
Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification
(Leonard standing outside the door to Sheldon and Amy's apartment)
Leonard: Help! Cinnamon's loose in the building!
Sheldon: (Inside) Amy, quick, lock the door!
Quote from the episode The Hook-Up Reverberation
Howard: All I know is he's got my mother buying four ply toilet paper. Four ply! If his butt is so delicate, why doesn't he use an Angora rabbit?
Sheldon: For starters, they shed and bite.
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