Sheldon Cooper Quotes Page 125 of 262
Quote from the episode The Proposal Proposal
Sheldon: Hello?
Leonard: Oh, hey, where you been? We've been calling you for hours.
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry, my phone was on "airplane" mode.
Leonard: Why?
Sheldon: Because I was on an airplane. (makes confused gesture to Amy)
Quote from the episode The 2003 Approximation
Sheldon: So that's all this day was? A plan to butter me up before delivering bad news?
Leonard: Come on, buddy.
Sheldon: No, I thought we were friends. You asked for a sip of my Icee. If you had your own straw, I might've said yes.
Quote from the episode The Escape Hatch Identification
(Leonard standing outside the door to Sheldon and Amy's apartment)
Leonard: Help! Cinnamon's loose in the building!
Sheldon: (Inside) Amy, quick, lock the door!
Quote from the episode The Bitcoin Entanglement
Penny: I thought you were looking at a cliff on the beach.
Amy: We were, but Sheldon didn't like any of them. Some were too beachy, some were too cliffy.
Sheldon: And all of them were too outsidey.
Quote from the episode The Anxiety Optimization
Sheldon: Ladies.
Penny: What's up?
Sheldon: As you may know, I have been experimenting with elevated anxiety levels, and I thought what better way to increase my discomfort than to subject myself to an evening of tasteless, uncensored crotch talk.
Quote from the episode The Anxiety Optimization
Amy: Why'd you pop it?
Sheldon: Sorry, I was aiming for your heart.
Quote from the episode The Communication Deterioration
Sheldon: Do either of you know Beyonce? I'd love her to get behind it.
Quote from the episode The Proposal Proposal
Sheldon: Stephen Hawking is a genius. If he said 'no,' I wasn't going to waste time on her father.
Quote from the episode The Tesla Recoil
Penny: I thought they fired you guys.
Sheldon: They did, but then they hired me back.
Leonard: Well, you better not be working on our project, because we're a team.
Sheldon: Leonard, there is no "I" in team. However, there is an "I" in "I'm working with the military and you're not." There's five of them, in fact.
Quote from the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Sheldon: So, did you defile my mother or not?
Quote from the episode The Intimacy Acceleration
Penny: That's so funny. I never would have pegged you for a Pisces.
Sheldon: You're making it difficult to love you right now.
Quote from the episode The Hot Tub Contamination
Amy: Well, for starters, there's nothing wrong with keeping our toothbrushes in the same holder.
Penny: Sheldon, what do you say to that?
Sheldon: I think we should see other people.
Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption
Sheldon: I suppose I could see myself in a scientific boyband. Of course I'd be the dreamy one and the smart one.
Quote from the episode The Leftover Thermalization
Leonard: That's not necessary.
Sheldon: It is. They're what hold back the urine and faeces.
Quote from the episode The Skywalker Incursion
Leonard: I'm a little nervous.
Sheldon: Well, get over it. Confidence is key in these situations.
Leonard: Right. *Pushes button*
Sheldon: You pushed it! Are you out of your mind?
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