Amy: This is it. This is the one. Do you love it?
Penny: Do you?
Amy: I do.
Penny: Wow.
Bernadette: Also, wow.

Bernadette: Well, that was a successful trip.
Penny: Yes. Amy found a dress that she liked.
Bernadette: She sure did. She found a dress that looked like like it made her happy.
Penny: She-she did look happy. I mean, her face was just glowing, so-
Bernadette: Yeah, we should make sure the photographer knows to just really get in there.
Penny: Mm. So we agree it's awful?
Bernadette: That dress should be set on fire!

Penny: Should we say something?
Bernadette: No, we can't.
Penny: But don't you think she brought us with her 'cause she wants our honest opinion?
Bernadette: No one wants that.
Penny: I do.
Bernadette: No, ya don't.
Penny: I don't want her to look back and think she made some awful mistake.
Bernadette: You mean like your dumb Cookie Monster tattoo? See? Was that fun?

Amy: Well, what about my dress? Don't you like it?
Penny: I don't.
Bernadette: It's beautiful.

Stuart: Okay, well, you know, I'm gonna have to open it to assess its condition.
Sheldon: Just be gentle. It's never felt the touch of a man before.
Stuart: You don't seem like you really want to sell these.
Sheldon: Of course I don't want to sell these. These are all important to me, but not as important as science, and if this is the sacrifice I need to make, then so be it.
Stuart: Okay. Uh, why don't you leave these here with me, and I'll-I'll price 'em out for you.
Sheldon: Is it okay if I stand here and watch?
Stuart: Sure.
Sheldon: [running out of the store] If anyone asks, tell them I was brave.

Penny: Hey, I can't believe you just threw me under the bus.
Bernadette: I know, right? That was crazy.

Sheldon: It's so frustrating that science should be held hostage to the almighty dollar.
Leonard: Well, don't give up. You'll find that money somewhere.
Howard: You really think so?
Leonard: No, but it's good that he has a hobby.

Raj: You ever thought of going to Vegas?
Sheldon: Can you be more specific?
Raj: Las Vegas?
Sheldon: Oh, you mean gambling.

Sheldon: Well, that's not the worst idea.
Leonard: Um, it is the worst idea, and I'm including the year that Raj wore nothing but tracksuits.

Amy: [answering the phone] Hello?
Bernadette: I feel bad about hanging Penny out to dry. The truth is, I don't like the dress, either.
Amy: Are you kidding me? Now Bernadette doesn't like the dress?
Penny: (whispers) Oh, she is the worst.

Howard: So, how was your date?
Raj: It was going well until my eye dripped in her latte.

Amy: Okay, so each welcome bag gets a schedule of events, a map, and chocolate from me. And from Sheldon, a bottle of Purell, the number for Poison Control in case someone accidentally drinks the Purell, and a laminated table of elements because the American school system is a failure.

Amy: There aren't gonna be any wedding photos. My fiancee's a germophobe. If he finds out I'm contagious, he'll never come back from Texas.
Bernadette: What if we tell him the theme of the wedding is Walking Dead and this is our zombie makeup?
Amy: That'll probably work. We'll call that plan B.

Sheldon: It is fitting that you got into tires, because you are tiresome.
Leonard: Sheldon, come on.
Sheldon: Was that too mean?
Leonard: No, not too mean, not too good either.

Amy: Look, he may have been mean to you when you were kids, but you're both grown men now.
Sheldon: That's right. I'm a grown-up, and if I don't want to invite him to my wedding, then I won't.
Amy: Okay.
Sheldon: Except I have to 'cause my mommy's making me.