Raj: I'm sorry.
Penny: I haven't even said anything yet.
Raj: I know, but I heard your footsteps coming up the stairs, and they sounded angry.

Raj: I was being I was being a jerk. We did this together, and I hogged all of the credit. And after you've been such a good friend to me over the years. Like, I wouldn't even be able to talk to women if it wasn't for you, so so I'm I'm gonna make sure that your name is on the comet.
Penny: Thank you.
Raj: Even if it's professionally embarrassing. You know, or maybe put me on thin ice at work. I may lose my funding. I still, uh still want to make this right.
Penny: Good. Bye.
Raj: That worked way better with Leonard.

Sheldon: Why are you reading a comic book?
Amy: Denise recommended it to me. It's the Rebirth Omnibus. She thought it would be a good entry point for me into the DC Universe, and I have to say I really do like-
Sheldon: You know, Amy, Amy, I've talked a lot about comic books lately, can we talk about something else?

Amy: My mother wouldn't approve; shows too much clavicle. She calls it "the bosom's welcome mat."

Raj: In order to corroborate your string theory research, you'd have to create a black hole. Wouldn't that destroy the Earth?
Sheldon: Perhaps, but we'd all go to the grave knowing I was right.

Leonard: What-what are you doing?
Sheldon: The light is red so I came to a stop.
Leonard: You're in a stolen cop car with a dead hooker in the trunk. You don't have to obey traffic laws.
Sheldon: I know I don't have to. The fun is choosing to.

Howard: Hey. Missed you guys at the faculty mixer.
Raj: Ah, you should have been there; dessert was bananas. Sorry, that was misleading. The dessert was pie, but the pie was bananas. Actually, the pie was cherry, but the taste of the pie was bananas.

Leonard: Your theories are pretty abstract. I wouldn't even know how to design an experiment to prove them.
Sheldon: Says the experimental physicist. Well, I know a place the university can make some cuts. Bye, Leonard!

Leonard: I guess you could create a contained microscopic black hole.
Sheldon: Huh. Interesting. Welcome back, Leonard. Sorry, you're out.
Raj: What did I do?
Sheldon: Exactly.

Sheldon: But while we're on the subject of fashion, I'm asking the university for some funding tomorrow. What should I wear?
Penny: Mm. Well, I've got a push-up bra I can loan you that always gets me free drinks.
Amy: How much money are you asking for?
Sheldon: $500 million.
Penny: Then I'd go no bra.

Amy: What do you need that kind of money for?
Sheldon: I have figured out an experimental design that may corroborate my latest thinking on string theory. I just need 2,148 high-power lasers to compress 20 micrograms of gold into a small enough volume to make a microscopic black hole.
Amy: [seeing Penny's incomprehension] Just nod.
Penny: Mmm.

Howard: Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon, but this sort of thing happens. Higgs had to wait almost 50 years before they built a collider big enough to prove his theory.
Sheldon: 50 years? But I want to play with it now.

Sheldon: I'm not waiting for the university to come around. I'll find another way to raise the money.
Raj: Ooh, if it's one of those booths where we can throw a pie at you, I'm in for, like, 20 bucks.
Howard: 40 bucks if I can throw a DVD player.

Penny: Little finger sandwiches, too. This place is amazing.
Bernadette: Interesting thing about finger sandwiches: you put enough of them together, you got a sandwich.

Amy: Should I try on some more?
Bernadette: Are you having fun?
Amy: Am I having fun being beautiful? Of course I am!