Sheldon: All right, this is another one of my favorite places, the comic book store. Feel free to look around.
Stuart: Vintage comics in back, vintage candy right here.

Howard: What are you guys up to?
Sheldon: Oh, father-in-law, son-in-law bonding. It's going great. Look at what he bought me at the train store. (blows whistle) Yeah, it sounded louder in the car.

Mr. Fowler: Oh, how did you do that?
Howard: Sorry, a magician never shares his secrets.
Mr. Fowler: I'll give you a hundred bucks.
Howard: Sold!
Mr. Fowler: Okay. Hey. Where's my wallet?
Howard: Voilà!

Raj: Oh, my God, oh, my God, she just texted. She's on her way up!
Penny: Raj, calm down. You got this.
Raj: Yes. Thank you, thank you. I got this.
Penny: Just remember, the most important thing is to have fun.
Raj: Stop putting so much pressure on me!

Anu: Hi. [Raj gestures as he's unable to speak] Everything okay? Why are you acting so weird? Raj? [Raj walks into the bathroom with a bottle of champagne] What's going on?
Raj: [champagne cork pops] Be right out! You look beautiful!

Howard: It's okay. Here, let me show you again.
Mr. Fowler: It's like you're actually magic.
Bernadette: You can do that but you still can't get my bra off.
Howard: The rings don't roll their eyes at me.

Raj: Oh, Anu, for most of my life, I got so nervous around women that I couldn't talk to them without alcohol.
Anu: So you've been drunk every time we've seen each other?
Raj: No. No. It hasn't happened in a long time. And I really thought I was over it, but I guess I don't know, I guess I wanted so much for tonight to go well, that I stressed myself out. It came back.
Anu: Why didn't you tell me about this before?
Raj: I was embarrassed.
Anu: I get that.

Penny: Hey, you look deep in thought.
Leonard: Ah, I'm just reflecting.
Penny: About what?
Leonard: The first time we slept together.
Penny: Oh, honey. Don't beat yourself up; it's great now.

Raj: Hey, about the other thing. Um, should we just wait for another night?
Anu: Or I go take a shower, and you decide how you want to play this. [Raj ponders] Take a shower with me, Raj.

Mr. Fowler: Watch closely. Voilà.
Amy: Oh, my gosh, that was so good. Well, look, there's fake blood, too.
Mr. Fowler: I'll be right back. [rushes to the bathroom]

Amy: I am not gonna spend weeks in a library looking up old papers. Can't we hire a grad student to do it?
Sheldon: A grad student? I am not trusting our unpublished paper to some millennial. They'll put unicorn emojis on it and then post it on social media.
Amy: Why would they do that?
Sheldon: Economic anxiety, too much avocado toast, who cares?

Amy: But what if we ask one of our friends to help us out? How about Leonard?
Sheldon: Gee, I don't know. Can we trust him?
Amy: He's your best friend in the whole world.
Sheldon: Yes, but he's always struck me as the guy in the plane crash who doesn't wait until you're all the way dead to eat you.
Amy: I think you can trust him.
Sheldon: Oh, Amy, you never lose that childlike innocence.

Raj: Bam, took him out. (chuckles) Now I'm doing a victory dance to celebrate. Where are you?
Howard: About to shoot some dancing jackass.
Raj: Hey!
Howard: And now I'm doing a victory dance.

Bernadette: Sounds fun. Can I play?
Howard: I don't know if you'd like it. It's kind of for gamers.
Bernadette: Hey, I'm a gamer. I play Candy Crush, Bejeweled, and Sesame Street Letter School, which I beat our daughter at every single time.

Leonard: Thanks for helping with this.
Raj: What are friends for?
Leonard: My friend sent me down to this basement to do his grunt work, so I wouldn't know.