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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Leonard: I did notify you.
Sheldon: Oh, you did, did you? Oh, drat. Hoisted by my own spam filter.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: Wait, let me get my jacket.
Howard: You're not going with us.
Sheldon: Why not?
Raj: You're the guy we're trying to get away from.
Sheldon: Oh. Well, in that case, I don't need my jacket. And for the record, the correct syntax is I'm the guy from whom you're trying to get away.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: All right, next question. Kirk or Picard?
Leonard: Oh, uh, well, that's tricky. Um, well, uh, Original Series over Next Generation, but Picard over Kirk.
Sheldon: Correct. You've passed the first barrier to roommate-hood. You may enter.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Leonard: Oh, this is pretty nice. Uh, the bedrooms are back there?
Sheldon: That depends.
Leonard: I don't understand, their, their existence is conditional?
Sheldon: No, but your ability to perceive their existence is conditional on you passing the second and third barriers.
Leonard: There's three?
Sheldon: Each more daunting than the last. Have a seat.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: That's correct. FYI, I would have accepted any answer other than procreating. Come, I'll show you the rest of the apartment.
Leonard: Oh, good. I passed the barriers.
Sheldon: The second barrier. Don't get cocky.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: Third barrier passed. You have won the right to see your room. Huzzah!
Leonard: Is this it?
Sheldon: No, this is my room. People don't go in my room.
Leonard: So where do you sleep?
Sheldon: I don't understand.
Leonard: If people don't go in there, and you're people, and… You are people, aren't you? Making a joke.
Sheldon: Do you do this often?
Leonard: On occasion.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: Roommates agree that Friday nights shall be reserved for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series Firefly.
Leonard: Does that really need to be in the agreement?
Sheldon: We might as well settle it now, it's going to be on for years.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: Section nine, miscellany. The apartment's flag is a gold lion rampant on a field of azure.
Leonard: We have a flag?
Sheldon: Never fly it upside down unless the apartment's in distress.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: And next, if either of us ever invents time travel, we agree our first stop will be this meeting today in precisely five seconds.
Leonard: Okay. [They look around, nothing happens]
Sheldon: Well that's disappointing.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Penny: Why on earth did you agree to all that?
Leonard: It was the best apartment I'd seen, the rent was very reasonable and after you've passed the first three barriers you kind of want to take it all the way.
Penny: Well, I'm sorry, Leonard, it's very hard to feel sympathy for you.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: (Knock * 3) Leonard?
Leonard: Shh. Just pretend we're not here.
Sheldon: (Knock * 3) Leonard?
Leonard: I'm sure he'll go away.
Sheldon: I'm just going to keep knocking till you answer. (Knock * 3) Leonard? (Knock * 3) Leonard? (Knock * 3) Leonard?
Leonard: What do you want? I didn't say come in!
Sheldon: You asked what I wanted. I wanted to come in. I'm here because you violated our roommate agreement. Specifically, section eight, visitors, subsection C, females, paragraph four, coitus. Roommates shall give each other 12 hours notice of impending coitus.
Leonard: I didn't even know her 12 hours ago.
Joyce Kim: That's it! I'm out of here!
Leonard: But, Joyce, come on.
Sheldon: 12 hours? [Looking judgmentally]

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Leonard: Do I get some sympathy now?
Penny: A little bit. Okay. Let me get this straight. You move in with this guy, he makes you sign a ridiculous roommate agreement, then he walks into your bedroom while you're doing this Joyce Kim, and you still stay?
Leonard: Actually, I couldn't get too mad at him about Joyce Kim.
Penny: Why not?
Leonard: Well, I was doing some government research at the time, you know, military, rocket fuel. It's kind of secret.
Penny: What does that have to do with Joyce Kim?
Leonard: As it turns out, she was a North Korean spy. Luckily, Sheldon drove her out before I revealed anything important. Which I'm not saying I would have.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Leonard: There you go, three against one.
Sheldon: They don't get a vote. It's one against one. And according to the roommate agreement, all ties will be settled by me.
Leonard: But I said no to that.
Sheldon: And I said yes. And I settle all ties.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Leonard: Dr. Cooper?
Louis: No, you want the crazy guy next door.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Staircase Implementation

Leonard: Two degrees, Sheldon. I just want to turn the thermostat two degrees.

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