Season 5 Quotes Page 38 of 57
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion
Sheldon: It's remarkable. All that time spent in fear. And for what? He's magnificent. Oh, dear. I just realized I haven't offered you a beverage.
Bernadette: Oh, it's just like my grandma with her parrot. And after she lost her marbles with her remote control.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion
Leonard: Okay. So, we went out, saw a movie, met some nice people, said horrible things about each other in public, all in all, a pretty magical night.
Penny: Okay, I'm not innocent in all this, but you basically called me stupid, you asthmatic dumb ass.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Sheldon: Congratulations? The Newcomb Medal? Oh, please. That's the scientific equivalent of a smiley face sticker on your homework.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Jimmy Speckerman: Aw, come on, you can figure it out. You're like the smartest guy I've ever know.
Sheldon: The smartest? All right, you know, I may not have the firmest grip on sarcasm, but even I know that was a doozey.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Leonard: Hey, for the record, Jimmy wasn't the reason I wet the bed. That one has my mother written all over it.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Penny: Okay. If you can't get me to stop eating your food, what makes you think you can get me to stop using your Wi-Fi?
Sheldon: I believe that you're capable of great change. Like when I finally got you to stop saying Valentime's Day.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Sheldon: Okay, Penny, if it were a game, here are your choices. An e-mail from an old acquaintance, or the head of one of the largest religious institutions in the world slam dunking to Sweet Georgia Brown. Pick.
Leonard: Just do it, 'cause he's not gonna let it go.
Penny: Basketball Pope.
Sheldon: And thats how it's done.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Leonard: It's two a.m. What are you doing up?
Sheldon: Nobel Prize acceptance ceremony streaming live from Stockholm.
Leonard: Sure. You want to see what all the scientists are wearing this year.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Sheldon: Look at these men. They've managed to win the top science prize in the world with no more understanding of the quantum underpinnings of the expansion of the early universe than God gave a goose. You should pay attention, Leonard. Someday this could be you up there.
Leonard: Thanks.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Leonard: Its this Jimmy Speckerman thing. I can't decide if I should agree to see him or not. Of course that might be because the last time I ran into him, he made me floss with my own shoelaces.
Sheldon: Wear loafers.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Sheldon: Look at Dr. Saul Perlmutter up there, clutching that Nobel Prize. What's the matter, Saul? You afraid someone's going to steal it? Like you stole Einstein's cosmological constant?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Sheldon: Oh, now Perlmutter's shaking the King's hand. Yeah, check for your watch, Gustaf. He might have lifted it.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Leonard: You know what? I am tired of living in fear of this guy. I'm gonna go see him and finally say all the things I should have said in high school. You know, "Pick on someone your own size. You did not have sex with my mother. And yes, I do know why I'm hitting myself."
Quote from Penny in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Bernadette: I love this dress. How come I never see you wear it?
Penny: 'cause when I wear it, it's a shirt.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Speckerman Recurrence
Amy: When Leonard gets back, Id love to check his serotonin levels. Do you think he'd let me draw a syringe full of his blood?
Penny: Hmm, he's not crazy about needles, but if you get him to go jogging, it'll just pour out of his nose.
Showing quotes 556 to 570 of 843. Sort by popularity | date added | episode