Season 7 Quotes Page 51 of 54
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: Aquaman? This isn't a gag gift, Stuart.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Deception Verification
Leonard: This is me doing the Titanic pose on the boat. ... Oh, that's me getting rescued when I fell in.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Deception Verification
Leonard: I'm going to hit the head. That's what us salty sea dogs say when we have to go pee-pee.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: I'm quite familiar with plumbing. Not to brag, but I spent most of fifth grade with my head in a toilet.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: That's curious. If there's no one here, why are there two glasses of wine on the table?
Penny: Oh, well you know. I've got two hands and a bit of a drinking prolbem.
Sheldon: Of course. Ask a silly question.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: Have you got Leonard a welcome home gift?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Do you want to go halfsies on a $200 squirt gun?
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Deception Verification
Bernadette: Howie, the estrogen is getting absorbed by your skin. That's why you've been all bloated, moody and a giant pain in the ass.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Deception Verification
Amy: What does tweepodoc mean?
Sheldon: Elephant?
Amy: Lucky guess.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: There was obvious someone else in her apartment. I have no choice but to assume the worst, given Leonard's lengthy sea voyage and Penny's famously ravenous nether regions.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: No I should apologize. I never realized to what extent our friendship was a burden to you.
Leonard: That is not fair. I complain about what a burden it is at least once a month.
Sheldon: No, no, no. Let's not sugarcoat this. You find me finnicky, pedantic and annoying.
Penny: No, he doesn't.
Leonard: I have actually used those exact words before. In that order.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: Well, Leonard, I think it's high time we address the tweepadoc in the room.
Leonard: The what?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: No, no. You save your apologies for after you've had disappointing coitus with Penny.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: This (Sailor's Hat) changes nothing. Except the Halloween costume I'm wearing this year. Amy, you're going to be Olive Oyl. Lay off the donuts.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Deception Verification
Howard: I'm definitely up a cup size.
Raj: Yeah, but they're firm. So you've got that going for you.
Howard: Thanks, I needed that today.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Deception Verification
Leonard: Leonard: I didn't make it back. The ship sank. I'm in Hell.
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