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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification

Sheldon: You say you're from New Jersey, but how do I know?
Leonard: Who would lie about being from New Jersey?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification

Sheldon: I let you buy feminine hygiene products with my supermarket clubcard. Do you have any idea the kind of coupons I'm going to get in the mail now?

Quote from Penny in the episode The Deception Verification

Amy: He's mad at you, too. He says you're the succubus who led his friend astray.
Penny: I don't know what succubus is, but it has "suck" in it so that can't be good.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification

Sheldon: Careful, Amy. The friend of the enemy's girlfriend is my enemy.
Amy: Really?
Sheldon: You're either with me or against me.
Amy: You wanna take the bus to work?
Sheldon: Maybe there's a third option.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Deception Verification

Amy: FYI, I had a donut for breakfast, you jerk.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Deception Verification

Howard: This man (Raj), held my breast the other day and I love him for it.
Raj: A little loud, dude.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Deception Verification

Leonard: Since when can Koothrappali talk in front of the girls without a beer?
Bernadette: Oh, it happened just after you left.
Leonard: And no one told me?
Howard: (Emotionally) I can't believe we forgot to tell him.
Penny: *Hands Howard the Vagisil coupon* Think of Sheldon when you apply it.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Raj: You think you're so cool because your wife is a person?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Penny: I get it, I get it. You're an emotionless robot.
Sheldon: Well, I try.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Sheldon: As rock and roll bad boy Paul Simon once said, "I am a rock. I am an i.....sland".

Quote from Amy in the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Amy: So I can drink this drink without giving up the goodies?

Quote from Amy in the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Amy: Your husband's weird and his clothes are ridiculous.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Sheldon: I own nine pairs of pants.
Penny: Okay, that's a good start. But I was thinking something a bit more personal.
Sheldon: Oh, okay. I own nine pairs of underpants.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Sheldon: A while back, YouTube changed its user interface from a star-based rating system to a thumbs-up rating system. I tell people I'm okay with it, but I'm really not.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Hofstadter Insufficiency

Sheldon: Well now I know how it must have felt being mauled by that sex-crazed gorilla.

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