Howard: You know, I thought our friendship meant more to you.
Raj: So did I.

Bernadette: Come on, get in her head. Be intimidating.
Raj: Okay. I'm gonna own you bitch!
Penny: Whoa!
Bernadette: Hey!
Raj: Let's just play.

Howard: And just so you know, when this started I was going to put the TARDIS in a discreet corner of the house. But I've since turned mean and now it's going in the middle of the living room on a rotating platform with a sign that says "Suck It".

Sheldon: One question about that picture. Can it be with George Lucas? Ooh, grumpy you are.

Sheldon: What if I told you that I was the voice of Yoda? A recording session I must attend.

Sheldon: What's the plan?
Leonard: I'm just gonna be honest with the guy.
Sheldon: Honesty will never get us in.
Leonard: Well, what's your plan.
Sheldon: All right. My plan is predicated on the assumption they have a nurse's office and your willingness to be lightly stabbed.

Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: Shedding the yoke of my oppressors, you blind, sad little man.

Bernadette: Hey, Raj, if Howard can't keep the TARDIS, how great would it look at your place?
Raj: What?
Howard: Yeah, what?
Bernadette: I don't know much about Doctor Who, but if you were to put this right outside your front door and open up the back, it would be like your entire apartment is the inside of the TARDIS. Which is pretty cool because on the show, the inside of the TARDIS is bigger than the outside. But then again, I don't know much about Doctor Who.

Howard: Come on, Raj. You are the King Kong of Ping Pong. You are the Menace of Table Tennis. Put her away, 'cos I don't have a third one.

Leonard: We don't have an appointment. And we don't belong here, but we're like crazy big fans. Crazy for Star Wars crazy, not like we have a backpack full of duct tape. Although we do have a backpack that you really don't want to look in.

Leonard: I'm a little nervous.
Sheldon: Well, get over it. Confidence is key in these situations.
Leonard: Right. *Pushes button*
Sheldon: You pushed it! Are you out of your mind?

Sheldon: We want to meet George Lucas and become his friends and play with him.

Sheldon: I think what really needs to be rescued is your sense of whimsy. But one quest at a time.

Sheldon: All right, we have defeated the first challenge. Now we must steel ourselves to face the monster who defends the gate.
Leonard: We're trying to get past a security guard. Not rescue Zelda.

Amy: If you still have that bra, I'll give you a nickel for it.