Amy: What's going on with him?
Penny: Oh, he's all bent out of shape about having a roommate agreement meeting.
Sheldon: Apparently, perfect attendance isn't cool any more.

Amy: Well, I get why he's annoyed.
Sheldon: Well, then you don't understand what's happening. See, Leonard refused to participate in a mandatory quarterly roommate agreement meeting. This is what a generation raised on Bart Simpson looks like.
Leonard: You love The Simpsons.
Sheldon: I love Lisa Simpson.

Penny: Uh-oh, somebody's still pouting.
Leonard: Leave me alone.
Penny: If it's because you lost a stick, I know where it went.

Penny: You know you're gonna make up with him. Can we just skip to that part?
Leonard: Oh, of course, because I'm the only adult around here.
Penny: Really? The only adult?
Leonard: Yeah, that's right.
Sheldon: Tonight, I'll be watching a show rated MA, and that stands for mature audiences, buster.

Howard: I'm not sure if I'm hoping for a boy or a girl. I mean, if it's a boy, I'm gonna have to teach him to play catch. Which means I'm gonna have to Google how to play catch.

Sheldon: Are you up-to-date on Game of Thrones?
Penny: Mmm, I think so. Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.
Sheldon: Oh, I don't know. Theon Greyjoy looks pretty good for a guy who had his genitals cut off.

Sheldon: All this could be avoided if you'd just come to the meeting.
Leonard: I don't want to.
Sheldon: Oh, it's just a meeting. One simple meeting.
Leonard: Stop saying meeting.
Sheldon: Meeting, meeting, bow-beeting, banana-fana, fo-feeting, fee-fi mo-meeting.
Amy: I brought my famous spinach dip.
Sheldon: Yeah, Amy, just one second. Meeting.

Raj: But, dude, you're so lucky. Getting to stay home at night with the woman you love.
Howard: I guess I am lucky.
Raj: You are, because dating two women, I mean, I can't even remember the last time I slept in my own apartment. I wake up and I'm like, am I at Claire's or am I at Emily's? Is there a third girl I've forgotten about? Like, where am I?

Leonard: Why are you taking his side?
Penny: Because it's important to him, and when we signed the roommate agreement, we made a deal.
Sheldon: You keep talking like that, you're gonna make color guard.

Raj: Man, I'm worn out.
Howard: I know. Imagine if we were actually moving.
Raj: No, it's just, ever since I started dating Claire and Emily at the same time, it's exhausting.
Howard: You're exhausted? Try folding every five pages in a pregnancy book so your wife thinks you've read it.

Raj: Hey, how's the mommy-to-be?
Bernadette: Good. A little tired.
Raj: I feel you. I've been dating multiple women.

Howard: You sure you don't want to come watch Game of Thrones with us?
Bernadette: You guys have fun. I'm just gonna snuggle up in bed with a book.
Raj: Oh, that sounds great, a bed to yourself. Can't even remember what that's like.

Sheldon: Oh, by the way, don't forget, tomorrow is our quarterly roommate agreement meeting.
Leonard: Oh, Sheldon, we don't need a meeting every three months.
Sheldon: Hmm? Well, it sounds like the kind of thing one would bring up at a quarterly roommate agreement meeting. Lucky for you, it's tomorrow.

Leonard: This meeting is a waste of time. Whether we make the switch from Post Raisin Bran to Kellogg's Raisin Bran should not require parliamentary procedure.
Sheldon: You realize one of them has sugar on the raisins.
Leonard: You're the only one who eats them.
Sheldon: And yet you get to weigh in. Democracy, it's pretty cool, isn't it?

Leonard: You're being ridiculous.
Sheldon: There's a motion on the floor, I'm ridiculous. Do we have a second? Hmm? Hmm? There is no second. The motion is denied. Next time, make sure you have the votes first. That was embarrassing.