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Quote from the episode The Gothowitz Deviation

Sheldon: It's not cartoons, it's anime.

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Sheldon: Why does everyone suddenly wanna talk to me alone? Usually nobody wants to be alone with me.

Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Penny: What was my first strike?
Sheldon: March 18th, you violated my rule about forwarding email humor.
Penny: I did?
Sheldon: The photo of the cat who wants to "Has Cheeseburger?"
Penny: Oh, come on, everybody loves Lolcats. They're cute and they can't spell because they're cats.
Sheldon: I trusted you with my email address and you betrayed that trust by sending me internet banality. Strike one. Touching my food. Strike two.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Sheldon: There wouldn't have been any ass kickings if that stupid death ray had worked.

Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis

Leonard: Do you have any ideas?
Sheldon: Yes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a Power Ring.

Quote from the episode The Einstein Approximation

Penny: Whatcha doin'?
Sheldon: I'm attempting to view my work as a fleeting peripheral image so as to engage the superior coliculus of my brain.
Penny: Interesting. I usually just have coffee. Have you been up all night?
Sheldon: Is it morning?
Penny: Yes.
Sheldon: Then I've been up all night.

Quote from the episode The Herb Garden Germination

Sheldon: Leonard, the people at Nintendo can only go so far in helping us recreate an actual athletic experience. We have to do our part too.

Quote from the episode The Peanut Reaction

Sheldon: Penny, if I'm going to get Leonard a gift, I'm going to do it right. I refuse to let him experience the same childhood trauma I did.
Penny: I know I'm gonna regret this, but what trauma?
Sheldon: On my 12th birthday, I really wanted a titanium centrifuge so, you know, I could separate radioactive isotopes.
Penny: Of course, yeah.
Sheldon: Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me-- Wow, this is hard. They got me a motorized dirt bike.
Penny: No!
Sheldon: What 12-year-old boy wants a motorized dirt bike?
Penny: All of them.

Quote from the episode The Benefactor Factor

Amy: Well then, prepare to be terrified. If your friends are unconvincing, this year's donations might go to, say, the Geology department.
Sheldon: Oh no. Not the dirt people!
Amy: Or, worse still, it could go to the liberal arts.
Sheldon: No!
Amy: Millions of dollars being showered on poets, literary theorists and students of gender studies.
Sheldon: Oh, the humanities!

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Penny: I always say that when one door closes, another one opens.
Sheldon: No it doesn't. Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved. Or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door.
Penny: Never mind.

Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Penny: So, do you think that if Leonard and I keep dating, Leonard would get bored with me?
Sheldon: That depends.
Penny: On what?
Sheldon: Do you have a working knowledge on Quantum Physics?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Do you speak Klingon?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Do you know any card tricks?

Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis

Sheldon: Good grief. It's like talking to a dolphin.

Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Sheldon: Oh, what fresh hell is this?

Quote from the episode The Werewolf Transformation

Penny: Where are you going?
Sheldon: Wherever the music takes me, kitten.

Quote from the episode The Infestation Hypothesis

Amy: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before?
Sheldon: You mean like Salt Lake City?

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