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Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Penny: What I'm saying is, Leonard might be different in a good way. And obviously, my usual choices have not worked out so well.
Sheldon: Your last choice worked out for Koothrappali. He got a free iPod.

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Quote from the episode The Nerdvana Annihilation

Sheldon: Leonard, it's 2 in the morning.
Leonard: So?
Sheldon: (Referring to time machine) So, it's my turn.

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Quote from the episode The Hesitation Ramification

Leonard: Are you set on people laughing WITH you? Because if you're cool with AT you ...
Sheldon: I don't get it.

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Quote from the episode The Locomotive Manipulation

Sheldon: I'm prepared to say I love it, as soon as I confirm there are no hobos aboard.

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Quote from the episode The Hamburger Postulate

Sheldon: Can't we just go to Big Boy? They only have one burger: the Big Boy.
Penny: The Barbecue Burger is like the Big Boy.
Sheldon: Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, why would I settle for something that's like a Big Boy?

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Quote from the episode The Barbarian Sublimation

Sheldon (to Wolowitz): You'd hit particulate soil on a colloidal suspension.
Sheldon: (elaborates after seeing Howard's confusion) Mud.

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Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Sheldon: My hands are magic.

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Quote from the episode The Agreement Dissection

Sheldon: It's hard to say no to Yoohoo - it literally beckons.

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Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Missy: (Talking to the guys) He was trying to build some sort of armed robot to keep me out of his room.
Sheldon: Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.

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Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Leonard: Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra?
Sheldon: Why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves?
Leonard: Because I'm Frodo.
Sheldon: Yes, well, I'm the Doppler effect.

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Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation

Sheldon: So, this conversation is as pointless as your door knocking soliloquy?
Penny: Let me get my cockamimi keys.

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Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture

Sheldon: I need my wrist brace, all this button pushing is aggravating my old Nintendo injury.

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Quote from the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion

Leonard: Do you think I'm overdressed?
Sheldon: It depends on the activity. For a prostate exam? Yes. If you're playing Vegas, I'd add sequins.

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Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis

Yes, this is doctor Sheldon Cooper. Is this the Zack JohnsOn that used to have coitus with my neighbour Penny? Sorry to bother you. (to different person) Hello I'm looking for a Zack Johnson that used to have coitus with my neighbour Penny. Coitus. It means intercourse and I have a feeling I'm speaking to the right Zack.

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Quote from the episode The Jerusalem Duality

Dr. Gablehauser: Okay, well, speaking of spreads, we're having a small welcoming party this afternoon for Mr. Kim who's agreed to join us here at the university.
Sheldon: Of course he has. The Oracle told us little Neo was the one. You can see the matrix, can't you?

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Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Sheldon: (To Raj) Obviously, you're not that familiar with Indian cinema.
*Raj stares at Sheldon.*

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Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation

Raj: (Looking at laptop) Here comes Kripke.
Leonard: Who's that with him?
Raj: I believe that's the president of the university.
Leonard: And the board of directors. Abort! Abort!
Sheldon: There is no abort.
Raj: How could you not put in an abort?
Sheldon: I made a boo-boo, all right?

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Quote from the episode The Agreement Dissection

Sheldon: According to the Roommate Agreement, Paragraph 9, Subsection B: The right to bathroom privacy is suspended in the event of force majeure, and believe me, I am experiencing a very majeure force!

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Quote from the episode The Griffin Equivalency

Sheldon: Hey! Look I found my missing nutrino!
Howard: Oh, great! We can take it off the milk carton!

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Quote from the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction

Sheldon: [To Penny] You just got off the list, would you like back on it?

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Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination

Raj: Water Demon.
Howard: Ice Dragon.
Leonard: Lesser Warlord of Kaía.
Sheldon: Not so fast. Infinite Sheldon.
Leonard: Infinite Sheldon?
Sheldon: Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards and does not violate the rule against homemade cards because I made it at work.
Leonard: Do you understand why people donít want to play with you?
Sheldon: No, although itís a question Iíve been pondering since preschool.

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Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis

Leonard: If you don't have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?
Penny: A marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there?
Sheldon: You're kidding, right?

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Quote from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Penny: Where are my clothes?
Sheldon: Your clothes?
Penny: Yes. I left them in the washers and when I went down to get them, they were gone.
Sheldon: Really? Despite the sign that says: "Do not leave laundry unattended?"

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Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Leonard:You called the police because someone hacked your "World of Warcraft" account?
Sheldon:What choice did I have? The mighty Sheldor, level 85 blood elf, hero of the Eastern Kingdoms, has been picked clean like a carcass is the desert sun. Plus the FBI hung up on me.

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Quote from the episode The Benefactor Factor

Sheldon: It's not a touch phobia, it's a germ phobia. If you'd like to put on a pair of latex gloves I'll let you check me for a hernia.

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Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology

Sheldon: Look on the bright side.
Leonard: What's the bright side?
Sheldon: Only 9 more months to Comic-Con.

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Quote from the episode The Launch Acceleration

Sheldon: There is only one mind expanding drug this man enjoys, and that's called school.

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Quote from the episode The Dumpling Paradox

Sheldon: If we're all through playing "Mock the Flawed Technology", can we get on with Halo Night? We were supposed to start at 8, it is now 8:06.

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Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Leonard: Okay, I'm going ask you one more time, we did the work together, let's present the paper together.
Sheldon: And I'm telling you for the last time, it's pandering, it's undignified, and bite me.

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Quote from the episode The Thespian Catalyst

Sheldon: I sense that you're trying to slow walk me to an epiphany. Would you mind very much jumping to it.

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