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Quote from the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny get your own Wi-Fi"; no spaces.

Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation

Sheldon: You're wrong again. If arrogance were my super power, my name would be Dr. Arroganto.

Quote from the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Sheldon: Oh, here's a fun fact. Ketchup started out as a general term for sauce, typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. Some popular early main ingredients included blueberry, anchovy, oyster, kidney bean, and grape.

Quote from the episode The Justice League Recombination

Sheldon: (Knocking at Penny's door) Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny! Penny!
Penny: What are you doing Sheldon?!
Sheldon: I'm the Flash, I just knocked 30 thousand times.

Quote from the episode The Herb Garden Germination

Sheldon: I'm no stanger to mimetic epidemiology. At Johnson Elementary school, the phrase Shelly Cooper's a smelly pooper spread like wildfire.
Amy: I should think so, that's gold.

Quote from the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification

Sheldon: I don't understand why you're not enjoying this. Together, in this car, with my enhanced capabilities, we're like 'Knight Rider.'
Leonard: Except, in Knight Rider, the car isn't a yammering sphincter.
Sheldon: You mock the sphincter, but, the sphincter is a class of muscle without which human beings couldn't survive. There are over 50 different sphincters in the human body. How many can you name?
Leonard: I was wrong. This is exactly like Knight Rider.

Quote from the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification

Penny: Honey, have you ever run before?
Sheldon: Certainly. I've run from bullies, dogs, angry chickens and one particularly persistent PE teacher determined to bend me over and give me a scoliosis test.

Quote from the episode The Pants Alternative

Sheldon: I recently had a dream that I was a giant. But everything around me was to scale so it all looked normal.
Leonard: Well, how did you know you were a giant if everything was to scale?
Sheldon: I was wearing size a million pants.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Sheldon: Oh boy.
Penny: What now?
Sheldon: Well, while there's some value to taking multivitamins, the human body can only absorb so much. What you're buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine.
Penny: Well, maybe that's what I was going for.
Sheldon: Well, then you would want some manganese.

Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: Oh look, it's Harry Potter and 98% of Sorcerer's stone.

Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Sheldon: (Chinese) Show me your mucus. Your mucus!
Chen: (Chinese) Blow your own nose and go away!
Sheldon: (Chinese) This is not a tangerine bicycle. Show me your mucus!
Chen: Crazy man. Call the police.
Sheldon: (Chinese) No, don't call the library. Show me your mucus.

Quote from the episode The Pork Chop Indeterminacy

Sheldon: Why don't you tell them I take tolls at the Golden Gate Bridge? A Rocket Scientist, how humiliating!

Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture

Sheldon: Look, you may have democracy in your beloved Russia, but on this physics bowl team, I rule with an iron fist. (Raising his fist) Ow!

Quote from the episode The Pancake Batter Anomaly

Sheldon: Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur. Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr, Purr, Purr.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: No, fig newtons are named after the town in Massachusetts, not the scientist. Hey, don't write that down.

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