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Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis

Leonard: Do you have any ideas?
Sheldon: Yes, but they all involve a Green Lantern and a Power Ring.

Quote from the episode The Robotic Manipulation

Penny: Well, my question is, and I'm pretty sure I know the answer, is this your first date?
Sheldon: That depends. Does square-dancing with my sister at a Teens for Jesus 4th of July Hoe-down count as a date?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Then, this is my first date.

Quote from the episode The Big Bran Hypothesis

Sheldon: If you have time to lean you have time to clean.

Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?
Penny: Hey, you don't have to be so mean.
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sorry, (smiling) have you suffered a recent blow to the head?

Quote from the episode The Middle-Earth Paradigm

Sheldon: I don't care if anybody gets it. I'm going as the Doppler Effect.

Quote from the episode The Plimpton Stimulation

Raj: I don't wanna sit by myself.
Sheldon: That's what Typhoid Mary said and clearly, her friends buckled.

Quote from the episode The Commitment Determination

Amy: This isn't easy to say, because I love you, but... I need some time to take a step back and reevaluate our situation.
Sheldon: Oh.
Amy: I hope you understand.
Sheldon: Okay.
Amy: Bye, Sheldon.
Sheldon: Well, Gollum, you're an expert on rings. [Sheldon takes out an engagement ring from his desk drawer] What do I do with this one?

Quote from the episode The Gothowitz Deviation

Sheldon: That does smell good, too bad it's Monday.

Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption

Amy: Sorry I'm late. (Sees Sheldon's new hair style) What did you do?
Penny: I gave him a new look. Cute, huh?
Amy: Yeah, it's cute. That's the problem. I don't need other girls to see him walking around like sex on a stick?
Sheldon: (Looks in a mirror) She's right, I'm too hot.

Quote from the episode The Bat Jar Conjecture

Sheldon: You want me to use my intelligence in a tawdry competition? Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?

Quote from the episode The Expedition Approximation

Bernadette: Speaking of new careers, how are things going with dark matter, Sheldon?
Sheldon: Oh, I have to say it's the most exciting time in the history of the field.
Bernadette: Oh, what's going on?
Sheldon: I started doing it.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Leonard: Howard brought a date?
Sheldon: A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.

Quote from the episode The Staircase Implementation

Sheldon: When do you evacuate your bowels?
Leonard: When I have to.
Sheldon: When you have to? I'm sorry I don't rent to hippies.

Quote from the episode The Luminous Fish Effect

Sheldon: There wouldn't have been any ass kickings if that stupid death ray had worked.

Quote from the episode The Workplace Proximity

Sheldon: Maybe your friend Gundersen needs to head over to IKEA and assemble a sense of humor.

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