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Quote from the episode The Mommy Observation

Sheldon: How can we ever hope to have a healthy relationship if I don't tell her how disappointed I am and how I'll never forgive her.

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Quote from the episode The Mommy Observation

Howard: Anyway, she broke up with him and she's basically been alone ever since. She never said it, but I always felt I was the reason why.
Sheldon: I'm sorry. Although, based on your story, you absolutely were the reason why.

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Quote from the episode The Mommy Observation

Sheldon: My point is you're going to need to be careful. You used to be protected by your pre-enlightenment mythology. But now you're going to need a stronger friend, named latex.
Mary: Are you having the sex talk with me?
Sheldon: Well someone has to.
Mary: Oh, dear Lord.
Sheldon: No, don't look to him. He's mad at you right now.

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Quote from the episode The Indecision Amalgamation

Sheldon: I also was certain HD-DVD would win out over Blu-ray.
Amy: How old were you then?
Sheldon: Old enough to know better!

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Quote from the episode The Indecision Amalgamation

Sheldon: And now that I think about it. I stood in front of a case of iPods and I bought a Zune.
Amy: What's a Zune?
Sheldon: Exactly! It's an MP3 people brought to us by the makers of Xbox.

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Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption

Sheldon: I suppose I could see myself in a scientific boyband. Of course I'd be the dreamy one and the smart one.

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Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption

Raj: This maybe the biggest scientific breakthrough of our life time. How can you as a theoretical physicist not care about this?
Sheldon: Maybe it's because I'm not an elitist. What I'd like to know is how does this gravity wave breakthrough help the man on the street? Who's looking out for Joe six-pack and all his quantum physics concerns?

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Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption

Sheldon: Well, I've had a lot on my plate. We happen to live in a golden age of television.

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Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption

Penny: I get it. I know what it's like to put your heart and soul into something and get nothing out of it.
Sheldon: You mean your acting career?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Your relationship with Leonard?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Your failed attempt to go back to college?
Penny: No!

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Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption

Sheldon: It suggests I set these on fire, but the smell of burning books reminds me of church picnics in East Texas.

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Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption

Sheldon: This seemed so elegant at the time, but now I realize I was just a dumb country boy seduced by a big city theory with variables in all the right places.

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Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption

Sheldon: As hard as this is I have to move on. I can't keep postulating multi-dimensional entities and get nothing in return. I have needs too!

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Quote from the episode The Relationship Diremption

Sheldon: Why do we have a geology book? Leonard, did you throw a children's party while I was in Texas?

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Quote from the episode The Infestation Hypothesis

Sheldon: (Freaking Out at Penny's Chair) I'm sitting on garbage!

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Quote from the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst

Sheldon: Go Team Leonard!

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Quote from the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition

Sheldon: (Sarcastic) Who is it? Oh, hello, Penny. It's open. Come in. (To Penny) Sarcasm!

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Quote from the episode The Barbarian Sublimation

Sheldon: You're in my bedroom.
Penny: Yeah, Leonard gave me an emergency key.
Sheldon: People can't be in my bedroom.

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Quote from the episode The Financial Permeability

Penny: No, I can't. Sheldon, honey, I don't want things to be weird between us.
Sheldon: Won't it also be 'weird' if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rainwater?

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Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Sheldon: From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!

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Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: We did it! .... What? I said we!

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Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Sheldon: Howard, I'm gonna need another mandarin lesson, I obviously didn't make my point with those people.
Howard: For God's sake, Sheldon, if you don't like the tangerine chicken, don't order the tangerine chicken.
Sheldon: I like tangerine chicken, I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.

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Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope

Sheldon: Amazing Spiderman, Ultimate Spiderman, Spectacular Spiderman, the Marvelous Adventures of Spiderman, Spiderman 2099?
Penny: Leonard?
Leonard: You know this can go on all night. Why don't you just come with us?
Penny: Ugh, that's what I was trying to avoid.
Sheldon: Oh, I forgot, Sensational Spiderman.

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Quote from the episode The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization

Penny: I know Leonard values you as a friend and he told me himself that without your little idea, there was no way he could've come up with this whole experiment thing.
Sheldon: (Insulted) Excuse me, little idea?
Penny: Yeah, he tried to explain it to me. I didn't really understand it--
Sheldon: Of course, you didn't. He said "Little Idea"?
Penny:Oh, well, no. I mean, not in those words--
Sheldon:In which words, then, exactly?
Penny: Oh, well, geez, it's not the words, it's more the spirit in which--
Sheldon:What did he say?
Penny: (Straightforward) You had a lucky hunch.
Leonard: (Exiting Apartment) Hey, Sheldon, I've been thinking, Instead of arguing about this, why--
Sheldon: Don't you ever speak to me again.

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Quote from the episode The Vacation Solution

Sheldon: This place could really use a suggestion box.

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Quote from the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: When he (Archimedes) finished, he shouted "Eureka"!
Zack: No, I always shouted, "Holy, moly!" Don't know why, just do.

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Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope

Penny: I found the decaf!
Stuart: Oh, great!
Sheldon: Herbal tea for me, please.

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Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification

Penny: How is that not talking to me like I'm an idiot? It's my friend, it's my couch, and it's my freakin' life!
Sheldon: It's also your roll.

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Quote from the episode The Thanksgiving Decoupling

Leonard: Wait, you went to a chapel?
Penny: Yeah.
Leonard: Why?
Penny: We had one of those silly fake weddings.
Leonard: Penny, you know those are real, right?
Penny: No they're not.
Leonard: Yeah, they are.
Penny: No they're not.
Sheldon: He's right.
Amy: They're real.
Penny: But it didn't seem real.
Sheldon: Let me ask you a question. At any point was Las Vegas on its side?

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Quote from the episode The Speckerman Recurrence

Sheldon: You are soft. The world is going to chew you then spit you out.

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Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: No, fig newtons are named after the town in Massachusetts, not the scientist. Hey, don't write that down.

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