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Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

Sheldon: Amy's sick.
Leonard: Aww, what's wrong with her?
Sheldon: Well, she talks a lot. Always wants to hold hands.
Leonard: That's not what I meant.
Sheldon: Well, if you were referring to her illness, your question should have been "What ails her?"
Leonard: What ails her?
Sheldon: Oh, who knows.

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Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

Penny: Why would they lie to us?
Sheldon: That's a good question.
*Sheldon knocks three times on the restaurant window* Amy and Bernadette! [x3]
Sheldon: Why did you lie to us?

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Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

Penny: Hey, maybe the answer to your career question is in one of these.
Sheldon: Penny, there's only one cookie with something in the middle that's solves life's problems and that's an Oreo. Or a nutterbutter if you're in a pinch.

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Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

Penny: Fine, I'll go. *Reads fortune cookie* "People turn to you for guidance and wisdom." Hey, that's a good one.
Sheldon: No, it's not.
Penny: How's it not good?
Sheldon: Turn to you for wisdom? Clearly that cookie is mocking you. ... You'd never hear that sass from a nutterbutter.

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Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

Sheldon: If I wanted to waste my time on nonsense, I'd follow Leonard on Instagram.

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Quote from the episode The Anything Can Happen Recurrence

Sheldon: You know what this is? And I reserve this word for those instances when it's truly reserved. This is malarkey.

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Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Amy: Watching your old friend?
Sheldon: Yes. Look at him, Amy. It's such a shame. Struck down in the prime of my life.

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Quote from the episode The Proton Transmogrification

Sheldon: Amy, mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time.
Amy: And watching a bunch of goofy space movies you've seen a hundred times isn't?
Sheldon: If we were in a physical relationship, you've just lost sex tonight.

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Quote from the episode The Gorilla Dissolution

Sheldon: Oh, I'll make English Breakfast tea. They destroyed your culture, that's close enough.

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Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Sheldon: I see. You're putting your future bride's happiness above mine.
Leonard: Well, yeah!
Sheldon: Wow.

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Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Amy: Here, I made you some Strawberry Quik.
Sheldon: I have real problems here, Amy. I can't be mollified with a beverage designed for children. *Takes a sip* Mmm, yummy.

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Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Amy: You know, this might work out for the best. You're always complaining about what a terrible roommate Leonard is. Like how he turns up the thermostat when you're not there.
Sheldon: Euck, it's like walking into the Amazon. And not the good Amazon with one-day shipping, the awful one with birds and snakes.

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Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Amy: Maybe you'll like living alone.
Sheldon: Perhaps.
Amy: And if you don't, maybe you and I could live together.
Sheldon: Oh, sure! While we're at it, why don't we get engaged, too? Why don't we get a little house, start a family, enjoy our sunset years together? Do you hear yourself woman?!

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Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Sheldon: I'm helping you get back on your feet. I would like to purchase this comic book, please.
Stuart: It'll be $2.99.
Sheldon: Really? It's soaking wet.
Stuart: Fine, $1.

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Quote from the episode The Infestation Hypothesis

Sheldon: (Freaking Out at Penny's Chair) I'm sitting on garbage!

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Quote from the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst

Sheldon: Go Team Leonard!

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Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Rajesh: Oh,snap.
Sheldon: Snap what?

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Quote from the episode The Barbarian Sublimation

Sheldon: You're in my bedroom.
Penny: Yeah, Leonard gave me an emergency key.
Sheldon: People can't be in my bedroom.

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Quote from the episode The Financial Permeability

Penny: No, I can't. Sheldon, honey, I don't want things to be weird between us.
Sheldon: Won't it also be 'weird' if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rainwater?

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Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Sheldon: From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!

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Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: We did it! What? I said we.

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Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Penny: I meant has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a brainiac?
Sheldon: Oh! Well, a few years ago, he did go out with a woman who had a Ph.D in French Literature.
Penny: How is that not a brainiac?
Sheldon: Well, for one thing she was French.

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Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Sheldon: Howard, I'm gonna need another mandarin lesson, I obviously didn't make my point with those people.
Howard: For God's sake, Sheldon, if you don't like the tangerine chicken, don't order the tangerine chicken.
Sheldon: I like tangerine chicken, I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.

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Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope

Sheldon: Amazing Spiderman, Ultimate Spiderman, Spectacular Spiderman, the Marvelous Adventures of Spiderman, Spiderman 2099?
Penny: Leonard?
Leonard: You know this can go on all night. Why don't you just come with us?
Penny: Ugh, that's what I was trying to avoid.
Sheldon: Oh, I forgot, Sensational Spiderman.

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Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope

Penny: I found the decaf.
Stuart: Oh, great.
Sheldon: Herbal tea for me, please.

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Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification

Penny: How is that not talking to me like I'm an idiot? It's my friend, it's my couch, and it's my freakin' life!
Sheldon: It's also your roll.

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Quote from the episode The Speckerman Recurrence

Sheldon: You are soft. The world is going to chew you then spit you out.

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Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: No, fig newtons are named after the town in Massachusetts, not the scientist. Hey, don't write that down.

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Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology

Raj: (Talking about Leslie Winkle) I think she's smoking hot.
Howard: I'd hit that!
Sheldon: You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. (Seeing Howard's confusion) Mud.

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Quote from the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition

Sheldon: Listen to that! 'Stomp, stomp, stomp.' It's Wolowitz and his stacked heels that fool no one.

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