The Big Bang Theory: Season 7 DVD

Release Date Tuesday, September 16

Enjoy the complete seventh season of The Big Bang Theory again on DVD and Blu-ray. The three-disc DVD box-set contains all twenty-four episodes of the 2013/14 season along with new bonus features, including a gag reel and behind-the-scenes featurettes.

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Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Amy: Here, I made you some Strawberry Quik.
Sheldon: I have real problems here, Amy. I can't be mollified with a beverage designed for children. *Takes a sip* Mmm, yummy.

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Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Amy: You know, this might work out for the best. You're always complaining about what a terrible roommate Leonard is. Like how he turns up the thermostat when you're not there.
Sheldon: Euck, it's like walking into the Amazon. And not the good Amazon with one-day shipping, the awful one with birds and snakes.

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Quote from the episode The Status Quo Combustion

Amy: Maybe you'll like living alone.
Sheldon: Perhaps.
Amy: And if you don't, maybe you and I could live together.
Sheldon: Oh, sure! While we're at it, why don't we get engaged, too? Why don't we get a little house, start a family, enjoy our sunset years together? Do you hear yourself woman?!

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Quote from the episode The Infestation Hypothesis

Sheldon: (Freaking Out at Penny's Chair) I'm sitting on garbage!

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Quote from the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst

Sheldon: Go Team Leonard!

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Quote from the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Rajesh: Oh,snap.
Sheldon: Snap what?

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Quote from the episode The Barbarian Sublimation

Sheldon: You're in my bedroom.
Penny: Yeah, Leonard gave me an emergency key.
Sheldon: People can't be in my bedroom.

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Quote from the episode The Financial Permeability

Penny: No, I can't. Sheldon, honey, I don't want things to be weird between us.
Sheldon: Won't it also be 'weird' if I have to say hello to you every morning on my way to work and you're living in a refrigerator box and washing your hair with rainwater?

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Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Sheldon: From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!

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Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: We did it! What? I said we.

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Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Sheldon: Howard, I'm gonna need another mandarin lesson, I obviously didn't make my point with those people.
Howard: For God's sake, Sheldon, if you don't like the tangerine chicken, don't order the tangerine chicken.
Sheldon: I like tangerine chicken, I'm just not getting tangerine chicken.

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Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope

Sheldon: Amazing Spiderman, Ultimate Spiderman, Spectacular Spiderman, the Marvelous Adventures of Spiderman, Spiderman 2099?
Penny: Leonard?
Leonard: You know this can go on all night. Why don't you just come with us?
Penny: Ugh, that's what I was trying to avoid.
Sheldon: Oh, I forgot, Sensational Spiderman.

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Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope

Penny: I found the decaf.
Stuart: Oh, great.
Sheldon: Herbal tea for me, please.

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Quote from the episode The Guitarist Amplification

Penny: How is that not talking to me like I'm an idiot? It's my friend, it's my couch, and it's my freakin' life!
Sheldon: It's also your roll.

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Quote from the episode The Speckerman Recurrence

Sheldon: You are soft. The world is going to chew you then spit you out.

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Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: No, fig newtons are named after the town in Massachusetts, not the scientist. Hey, don't write that down.

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Quote from the episode The Codpiece Topology

Raj: (Talking about Leslie Winkle) I think she's smoking hot.
Howard: I'd hit that!
Sheldon: You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. (Seeing Howard's confusion) Mud.

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Quote from the episode The Thanksgiving Decoupling

Mike: How do you not make a first down there?
Sheldon: They passed against a nickel defense. They should have run it off tackle.
Mike: How the hell do you know that?
Sheldon: My father loved football. He always made me watch it before I was allowed to do my homework.

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Quote from the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition

Sheldon: Listen to that! 'Stomp, stomp, stomp.' It's Wolowitz and his stacked heels that fool no one.

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Quote from the episode The Cornhusker Vortex

Sheldon: What's funny about Cylon toast?

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Quote from the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Sheldon: In the words of Khan Noonien Singh in the immortal Wrath of Khan: "He tasks me, he tasks me and I shall have him."
Raj: No doubt! Sign here.
Sheldon: (Signing) "From hell's heart, I stab at thee."

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Quote from the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation

Sheldon: If you fail at this relationship, and history suggests you will, then we risk losing the medical officer that our landing party has always needed.
Leonard: What landing party?
Sheldon: You're Kirk, I'm Spock, Wolowitz is Scotty, Koothrappali is the guy who always gets killed. And now we've got McCoy.

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Quote from the episode The Tangerine Factor

Leonard: Sheldon, this date is probably my one chance with Penny. What happens if I blow it?
Sheldon: Well, if we accept your premise, and also accept the highly improbable assumption that Penny is the only woman in the world for you, then we can logically conclude that the result of blowing it would be that you end up a lonely, bitter old man with no progeny. The image of any number of evil lighthouse keepers from Scooby-Doo cartoons comes to mind.

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Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration

Sheldon: *Drunkenly knocking on Wil Wheaton's door* Wil Wheaton! *Knocking* Wil Wheaton! (To himself) How many times was that?

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Quote from the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis

Sheldon: Possible explanations for your symptoms are, in descending order of likelihood: hyperthyroidism, premature menopause, hosting an alien parasite, or, and I only include it for the sake of covering absolutely all bases, sexual arousal.
Amy: Where would I have picked up an alien parasite?

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Quote from the episode The Zarnecki Incursion

Sheldon: I'm hell-bent on catching a cyber criminal, not the common cold.

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Quote from the episode The Egg Salad Equivalency

Sheldon: Your ovaries are squirting so much goofy juice into your brains you don't even know which way is up.

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Quote from the episode The Grasshopper Experiment

Sheldon: (On the phone) This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Yeah, I need to cancel my membership to the planetarium. Yeah, well, I'm sorry too, but there's just no room for you in my wallet. No, I understand, but it was between you and the Museum of Natural History, and frankly, you don't have dinosaurs. Oh, I'll miss you too. Bye-Bye!

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Quote from the episode The Cohabitation Formulation

Sheldon: Don't worry. As you tertiary friend I'm prepared to step in and comfort you.
Howard: It's not really necessary.
Sheldon: Ah no. I'll finish making the tea while you narcissistically ramble on about whatever's troubling you.
Howard: Thanks.
Sheldon: That's what tertiary friends are for.

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Quote from the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm

Penny: I meant has he ever been involved with someone who wasn't a brainiac?
Sheldon: Oh! Well, a few years ago, he did go out with a woman who had a Ph.D in French Literature.
Penny: How is that not a brainiac?
Sheldon: Well, for one thing she was French.

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