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Quote from Denise in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Stuart: Great. So, as two genderless blobs of human flesh, how would you like to go to Sheldon and Amy's wedding with me?
Denise: Oh, Stuart. Look, I appreciate that, but it just might be a little weird, considering you're my boss.
Howard: Guess who's gonna officiate Sheldon and Amy's wedding! Mark Hamill! Luke Skywalker is gonna be at the wedding!
Denise: You'll need to buy me a dress.

Quote from Mrs. Fowler in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Amy: Sheldon, you're awfully quiet. Are you okay?
Sheldon: Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking about string theory. But catch me up.
Mrs. Fowler: What'd I miss? Are you seeing this, Larry? These are the people I'm gonna have to live with after you're dead.

Quote from Bert in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Howard: Welcome, Bert. Don't you look nice.
Bert: Yeah. Like a geode, I clean up good.
Howard: Don't you crack a geode open?
Bert: It's not a perfect metaphor.

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Mary: Let me straighten your tie.
Sheldon: No, no, no, it's all right. It's supposed to be a little asymmetrical. Apparently, a small flaw somehow improves it.
Mary: I can see that. Sometimes it's the imperfect stuff that makes things perfect.
Sheldon: Excuse me. *Sheldon rushes out of the room*
Mary: Case in point.

Quote from Mrs. Fowler in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Mrs. Fowler: And did you know that my Amy played Amelia Earhart in the eighth grade?
Penny: Amy, you never said you were in a school play.
Mrs. Fowler: Oh, no, no, at home. I'd never let her do a school play. Those kids just take drugs and have intercourse.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Mark Hamill: Thank you so much for finding this guy. Oh, my goodness. Hey, Bark.
How are you, buddy?
Howard: Y-Your dog's name is Bark?
Mark Hamill: Yeah.
Howard: Bark Hamill?
Mark Hamill: Yeah. Well, I let the fans name him online. I got lucky, though. He was almost Honey Baked Hamill.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

*Howard answers his front door*
Mark Hamill: Hi.
Howard: I'm gonna need a minute. [closes the door] That's Mark Hamill!

Quote from Howard in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Mark Hamill: Anyway, thanks so much. I-I want to give you a reward for finding him.
Howard: (chuckles) Oh, no, I couldn't take your money. It's just an honor to meet you.
Mark Hamill: No. No, please. You don't know what this dog means to me, and I thought he was gone for good. Please? There must be something I can do for you. Anything.
Howard: Oh, you're gonna regret that.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Bernadette: What the hell is that?
Howard: Come on, you know this one. It's a dog. I found him in the backyard. And don't worry, I already called the owner.
Bernadette: Good, 'cause we don't need a dog. We already have two babies, you and Stuart.

Quote from Missy in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Amy: It's so nice to meet you.
Missy: ­Aw.
Amy: I've always wanted a sister.
Sheldon: Really? Why?
Missy: I love you, too, Sheldon.
Leonard: Really? Why?

Quote from Amy in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Sheldon: Amy, you said something about my bow tie that I can't stop thinking about.
Amy: Don't you mean (in a Southern accent): "Y'all said something 'bout my bow tie"? Go on, say it. Say it.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Missy: Hey, Shelly.
Sheldon: I'm so glad you made it, Missy. This is my fiancée, Amy. Amy, this is my sister. If I ever need a kidney, this is where you get it.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Amy: (to Georgie) I like your accent. Sheldon, did you used to sound like that? Can you still?
Sheldon: I can. I will not.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Georgie: Where's Mom?
Raj: Uh, she wanted to stop by the hotel and freshen up, and then call her pastor to pray for Missy's soul.

Quote from Georgie in the episode The Bow Tie Asymmetry

Amy: So, you're Sheldon's big brother.
Georgie: Uh, yeah. He got the brains. I got the bod. (chuckles) And the face and the hair.

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