Leonard: Some times Raj and I feel pushed aside.
Raj: Yeah. Like when you took Sheldon to Texas and showed him all around NASA. You didn't even think to ask me and Leonard.
Howard: You know what, you're right. I should have asked you.
Sheldon: And if he does ask you, go. It's amazing.

Howard: Now if we're talking about being left out, you guys went to Skywalker Ranch without us.
Sheldon: Oh, I recommend that too. That was a magical experience.

Leonard: Wait a minute. Sheldon spent a whole day with James Earl Jones and never told any of us.
Sheldon: I sure did. My goodness. From Jabba's head to ice cream with Darth Vader, I'm having a heck of a ride.

Bernadette: I'm glad you have a new appreciation for you job.
Penny: I do. And you know, I don't think I've ever thanked you properly for helping me get it.
Bernadette: Properly? At all? It's just words I've never heard.

Bernadette: Now you're making some real money, maybe you can take your friend out for a nice thank you dinner.
Penny: Sure.
Amy: And you probably have to invite your other friend because she overheard you talking about it and it would be awkward to exclude her.
Penny: Yeah, okay.
Bernadette: How about now?
Penny: All right.
Bernadette: Don't forget your wallet.

Alien: That soft pink alien looks delicious. I could eat.
*Sheldon performs Vulcan salute*

Raj: It's like the best one they make, I just can't get it to work.
Howard: I'll figure it out.
Raj: It streams HD videos straight your phone when it's flying.
Howard: Nice. Where were you when I was single?

Leonard: Okay, we should leave in about an hour. You all packed?
Penny: Uh, yeah, I just need to throw in a few last-minute things. You know, makeup, underwear, clothes.

Raj: The problem with commencement speeches is that they're boring. Ooh, do you own a T-shirt cannon?
Howard: Why would he own a T-shirt cannon?
Raj: I don't know. Why do I own one?

Amy: I think it's really nice that you're sharing this experience with Penny.
Leonard: I thought it'd be fun to show her my old stomping grounds. I even know the exact spot where they used to stomp me.

Bernadette: Well, now you get to go back as a successful scientist.
Amy: With a beautiful girl on your arm.
Sheldon: And a pointy hat sticking out of your eyeball.

Howard: Just flip the switch until the lights on the drone change to solid yellow.
Sheldon: All right, that seems simple enough. Initiating calibration sequence. *flips switch rapidly* One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. *lights on drone turn solid yellow* Well, I suppose ten is technically "at least ten." But they're still getting at least one angry letter.

Howard: Now I rotate it horizontally on its center axis until the lights turn green.
Sheldon: Initiating rotation sequence. Don't look at me. Initiate.

Dr. Koothrappali: Are you still dating that dermatologist?
Raj: If you could feel how soft my skin is, you wouldn't have to ask.

Dr. Koothrappali: Oh, and there's something else I wanted to ask you. Why did you spend a month's rent on a toy helicopter?!
Raj: Oh, you're where that bill goes.