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Quote from Amy in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Amy: I'm saying, in the spirit of science, what is that little skank's problem?

Quote from Raj in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Raj: So I've been trying to come up with a cute couple's nickname for me and Emily. What do you like better "Emipalli" or "Koothrapemily".
Howard: Why is it your last name and her first name?
Raj: Well, her last name is Sweeny, and something just didn't seem right about Koothrapeeny.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Howard: And you love the sound of your own voice.
Sheldon: Well, of course I do. Listen to it. It's like an earful of melted caramel.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Amy: The important thing is I am here for you so we can mutually disparage this unpleasing third party.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Sheldon: Apparently I have a reputation for being "obnoxious".
Leonard: Whaaaaaat?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Sheldon: Wow, pouting and running away actually worked. I must say that may not be a lesson you want to reinforce with me.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Sheldon: So your solution is to promote me and pay me more money, so I can impart my knowledge to the next generation of scientists?
Mrs. Davis: Yes.
Sheldon: You people are sick.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Amy: Give me a minute. I'm stimulating the pleasure center of this starfish. I just need to turn it off.
Penny: What happens if you don't?
Amy: Then I have to sit through lunch knowing this starfish is having a better day than I am.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Amy: Well, I just think she wants you to do well and she's worried you won't because you were just a stunningly bad waitress.
Penny: That is not true.
Amy: I'm still waiting on my mini corndogs from two years ago.
Penny: I told you, they'll be right out.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Amy: Usually when someone's being talked about behind their back, it's me and it's right in front of my face.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Sheldon: The correct animal for inter-species super soldier is the koala. You would wind up with an army so cute, it couldn't be attacked.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Sheldon: The answer is cuddly soldiers with big flat noses. Moving on.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Sheldon: I'm sensing awkwardness. Am I right?
Amy: Yes.
Sheldon: Swish.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Penny: So you want me to be a teacher's pet?
Bernadette: Couldn't hurt.
Leonard: I don't know. Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet?
*Sheldon, Amy, Howard, Leonard and Raj raise their hands*

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Sheldon: I assume you want to reopen our dialogue about the university forcing me to continue with string theory?
Mrs. Davis: You mean the dialogue that went "Please? No. Please? No. Please? No."?
Sheldon: That's the one. I believe you went last, so, please?

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