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Quote from Leonard in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Leonard: A butterfly could have gotten himself home from Arizona.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: I feel renewed. I'm ready to deal with any changes that come my way. *Sees Penny* Your hair is different. You changed your hair. I can't take this. I'm out.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: Leonard, as soon as we get home, I want to have coitus with Amy. *Checks for Amy's reaction* Okay, she can't hear.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: Of course it's not a big deal to you. You idolize me and nothing could knock me off that pedestal you put me on.
Leonard: It's true. You are a God to me.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Amy: Sheldon, it's okay with me if you're not perfect.
Sheldon: Amy, can I have one more moment with Leonard?
Amy: Sure.
Sheldon: Amy just hurt my feelings. I wanna break up with her.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Leonard: If you had told anyone that you were going away on a train, by yourself, across the country, do you know what they would have said?
Sheldon: That I couldn't do it?
Leonard: Exactly. Right after they said 'yeah!'

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: I was the nation's smartest caterpillar and after pupating in our nation's railway system, I have burst forth as the world's smartest butterfly.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: You know, Sherlock Holmes liked to use cocaine to sharpen his focus. But I'm sure those cool ranch Doritos are doing the trick.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Leonard: So you never went outside?
Sheldon: Or had a single piece of fruit.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Penny: Well, I'm a people person. People like me. Some of my favorite people are people. I feel like I'm saying people a lot. People people people. Okay, I'm done.
Dan: Sure?
Penny: People. Yes.

Quote from other character in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Dan: You're scared of Bernadette?
Penny: Yeah, kinda.
Dan: I thought it was just me! Everyone thinks she's so nice with the little squeaky voice!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: Amy, may I please have a moment of privacy to speak with my roommate?
Amy: We're in a moving car! What do you expect me to do, stick my fingers in my ears?
Sheldon: I was thinking put your head out the window like a dog, but that'll work.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: Sherlock Holmes always says when you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Now, have you tried doing that?
Officer Hernandez: Nope.
Sheldon: Well, maybe you should. There's lots of books called Sherlock Holmes and there's no books called Officer Hernandez.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Penny: I haven't been on a job interview in years. I'm really nervous.
Bernadette: Don't be. You're built for pharmaceutical sales. You're cute, you're flirty, and I started that like there were gonna be three things.

Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Bernadette: Like our lawyers say, the world is full of things that can cause a rectum to bleed.

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