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Quote from Leonard in the episode The Romance Recalibration
Leonard: I would pull this car over and kick you out, but if Penny dumps me, you're all I got.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Holiday Summation
Sheldon: I knew we should've never mentioned us living together in the first place.
Amy: She was gonna find out eventually.
Sheldon: Disagree. We've known about evolution since 1859. She still believes in Noah and his amazing zoo boat.
Quote from Althea in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity
Althea: Now I see three of you. Do we know the father, or is this some Mamma Mia nonsense?
Quote from Howard in the episode The Escape Hatch Identification
Bernadette: What's so funny?
Howard: Raj is looking for a cheap place to live, and I wrote "India."
Bernadette: Don't post that; be supportive.
Howard: Maybe you should be supportive of my hilarious jokes.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation
Penny: Do they know why the pipes burst?
Amy: They didn't say.
Leonard: Buildings that have a combination of copper and galvanized steel are susceptible to pinholes and corrosion caused by the mobility of ions in the water. Can't have your head shoved in a toilet as much as I did and not pick up a few things about plumbing.
Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Amy: Sheldon, your mother's an attractive woman. You need to get used to the fact that men are going to be interest in her.
Sheldon: Well, and you need to drive the car and mind your business.
Amy: I will not have you be disrespectful to me.
Sheldon: What- you're not my mother.
Mary Cooper: Don't you be disrespectful to her.
Sheldon: Yes ma'am.
Mary Cooper: You'll get there. You've just gotta put some zing on it.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst
Sheldon: Stuart, wait. I do know what it feels like to be left out.
Bert: I know how it feels, too.
Sheldon: All right, this is about me and him; you're not part of it.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity
Sheldon: We seem to be moving on to the annual coitus portion of your birthday festivities.
Amy: Is that okay?
Sheldon: I didn't put on my come-hither plaid PJs for nothing.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst
Stuart: I also love how you never use swear words.
Sheldon: You know, it turns out, you can hurt people just as well without 'em.
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Military Miniaturization
Bernadette: Apple slices? What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?
Quote from Raj in the episode The Veracity Elasticity
Leonard: Sheldon, this is not a big deal. It's a little white lie, everyone does it.
Raj: Not me, I'm a 100% honest in all of my relationships.
Howard: And how single are you right now?
Raj: Eating-cake-on-the-toilet single.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Hot Tub Contamination
Sheldon: Being with Amy has awoken the sexual creature within. When I see a pretty gal walking down the street, I think, "hubba hubba" like any other guy.
Penny: You kiss your mother with that mouth? 'Cause it's fine.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Birthday Synchronicity
Amy: All right, you can open your eyes. I thought I'd let Harry Potter make things hotter.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Military Miniaturization
Penny: You know, when Leonard's feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Amy: Does that help?
Penny: For a while, then he comes back.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Geology Elevation
Sheldon: I admire you, Leonard.
Leonard: Really, why?
Sheldon: You're happy with who you are. You don't get jealous of other people. Instead of being weighed down by ambition, you just float along like a dead body in a river.
Leonard: I couldn't just take the compliment. I had to ask why.
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