Season 5 Quotes Page 4 of 57
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion
Sheldon: Get back here, you stupid bird, so I can love you.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
Stuart: Can I help you find anything?
Amy: A comic that doesn't depict a woman whose bosom can be used as a flotation device.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Russian Rocket Reaction
Penny: Wait, what is going on?
Sheldon: In case you have forgotten, Schrodinger's cat is a thought experiment.
Penny: No, no, no, no, I didn't forget. Um, there's this cat in a box and until you open it, it's either dead or alive or both. Although, back in Nebraska, our cat got stuck in my brother's camp trunk, and we did not need to open it to know there was all kinds of dead cat in there.
Amy: Homespun stories, knowledge of physics and a bosom that defies it. You're the whole package, aren't you?
Quote from Howard in the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Bernadette: Good Morning, handsome.
Howard: Good morning, mom.
Bernadette: It's me!
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
Sheldon: Hard as this may be to believe, it's possible that I'm not boyfriend material.
Leonard: Glad I was sitting down for that.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
Sheldon: I got a splinter.
Amy: What do you want me to do about it?
Sheldon: Relationship Agreement - Section 4: Boo-boos and Ouchies. You have to take care of it.
Amy: I should've gotten a lawyer.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Transporter Malfunction
Leonard: You went to the comic book store by yourself?
Penny: Yeah, it was fun. I walked in and two different guys got asthma attacks. It felt pretty good.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Transporter Malfunction
Sheldon: I thought where you come from they don't have emotions.
Spock Doll: I come from a factory in Taiwan.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Friendship Contraction
Raj: They don't call me Brown Dynamite for nothin'.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Amy: I have a sorta kinda boyfriend at home playing with a model train, but you don't hear me bitching about it.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Infestation Hypothesis
Penny: What's up, buttercup?
Quote from other character in the episode The Friendship Contraction
Astronaut Mike Massimino: No problem, Froot Loops.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Amy: I'll let you in on a little secret. Originally, we were painted nude. But I had him add clothes cause I thought it was an unnecessary challenge to our heterosexuality.
Penny: Yeah, good call.
Amy: But, if you ever change your mind, all it would take is some warm, soapy water and a couple of sponges.
Penny: You're talking about the painting, right?
Amy: Sure.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Rhinitis Revelation
Sheldon: You can lead a chicken to crisco, but you can't make your mother fry it.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Recombination Hypothesis
Sheldon: Does anybody have any wood? Oh, come on! I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?
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