Georgie: Leonard, you want a beer?
Leonard: Yeah, I would love a beer.
Georgie: There you go.
Leonard: Thanks. Can you open it for me?
Georgie: No, it's a twist-off.
Leonard: I know.

Penny: All right, Saturday is the big day. A lot of people thought this would never come. I may have been one of those people.
Amy: I may have been one of those people.
Sheldon: Wait, wait, are we talking about the wedding?
Amy: Yes.
Sheldon: Oh, yeah, I was definitely one of those people.

Sheldon: It's like having Optimus Prime over to dinner and not asking him to turn into a truck.

Amy: Sheldon, I know this isn't easy, but you'll have a whole lifetime to practice.
Sheldon: It could take that long, I'm really bad at it.

Penny: Do you think Sheldon's gonna want some weird Star Trek wedding?
Bernadette: I don't know.
Penny: Well, Leonard could barely finish the words "Doctor Who wedding cake" before I shut that down hard.

Amy: Why don't you stay a few extra days?
Sheldon: Well, I don't have any other clothes.
Amy: We'll get you some.
Sheldon: Oh, I don't know, I'm pretty particular.
Amy: Well, there's a comic book store less than a mile from here.
Sheldon: Perfect, let's go shopping.

Amy: Oh, um, and I'm having dinner with some colleagues tonight. I'm sure they'd love to meet you. Come on, what do you say?
Sheldon: Aw, you're nagging me. It's like we're already married.
Amy: Is that a yes or a no?
Sheldon: Geez, save some for the honeymoon.

Raj: Hello, Ramona.
Ramona Nowitzki: Mm. Hello.
Raj: Why are you sitting by yourself? Oh, that's right, Sheldon's in New Jersey being engaged to Amy.
Ramona Nowitzki: I heard.
Raj: Now that Sheldon's out of the picture, I could give you one more chance to go out with me.
Ramona Nowitzki: Nope, I'm good.
Raj: You sure? I will not ask again.
Ramona Nowitzki: I sincerely hope not.
Raj: Very well. I'm going to leave before this gets awkward.

Sheldon: Hey, where are you going?
Amy: I'm storming off to my room.
Sheldon: Well, then where am I supposed to storm off to?
Amy: Well, you're so smart, why don't you figure it out? (door closes)
Sheldon: Is there another bedroom? Perhaps a-a den?

Amy: Dr. Nowitzki?
Ramona Nowitzki: Oh. Dr. Fowler. Um, hello.
Amy: Thank you. Thank you so much.

Amy: Yeah, you've got that. I've got my integrity. Hard to say which one is better without making you feel bad. I may not be making as much money as you, but at least I'm doing something that I know makes people's lives better.
Bernadette: Hey! My work makes peoples lives better. Especially if you have moderate to severe eczema and don't mind if you lose teeth.

Raj: Sheldon's right. I would never ask a woman if she was pregnant, unless she tells me or I see a human being wiggling out of her.

Bernadette: Well, Sheldon, I'm pregnant.
Sheldon: Congratulations. How far along are you?
Bernadette: About three months.
Sheldon: Only three? Good gravy, how many babies are in there?

Amy: I guess we can brag to each other.
Bernadette: That's a great idea.
Amy: Damn right it is; I came up with it. (chuckles) That felt good.

Leonard: Feynman was so cool. When I was a kid, I'd put on some headphones and crank up one of his lectures and just jam out to knowledge.