Raj: You understanding any of this?
Howard: I haven't understood anything since poop tomato.

Raj: Sheldon's right. This guy, this guy's brilliant.
Howard: Yeah, I mean, he's a little kooky, but a mind that can reconceptualize time probably has a reason for keeping a jar of toenail clippings that we just don't understand.

Bernadette: [To the hot bartender] Do you do body shots?
Penny: Oh, she said she didn't want one.
Bernadette: Mind your business.

Bernadette: Amy? Amy? Should we get her home?
Penny: Why? She's sound asleep, and we have sliders coming.
Bernadette: One more round!

Doctor Wolcott: Hey, where are my manners? You fellas must be hungry. Do you like rabbit?
Leonard: Yeah.
Howard: Sure.
Raj: Sounds good.
Doctor Wolcott: Okay, but can you tell the difference between rabbit and squirrel?
Leonard: No.
Howard: Don't think so.
Raj: Probably not.
Doctor Wolcott: Great! We're having rabbit. Be right back!

Sheldon: It is amazing how much he's accomplished by isolating himself from the distractions of day-to-day life.
Leonard: Okay, please don't tell me you want to live like this.
Sheldon: See, that's the strange thing. I don't. What is wrong with me? Why don't I want this? Look at how cool it all is.
Howard: Nothing is wrong with you. You have friends, you have a fiancee, you have a full life.

Penny: Well, you didn't pass out before you did all kinds of fun stuff.
Amy: What did I do?
Bernadette: What did you do? What'd she do?
Penny: Um well, you don't remember Riverdancing on top of the bar?
Amy: I did that?
Bernadette: Yeah, you did!
Penny: Mm-hmm.
Amy: But I don't know how to Riverdance.
Penny: Didn't stop you from teaching all those shirtless firemen.
Amy: I saw shirtless firemen?
Penny: Saw, smelled, slid down like a pole.
Amy: Did I flash anybody?
Bernadette: How about everybody?
Amy: I can't believe it. I'm so embarrassed. You didn't take any pictures, did you?
Bernadette: Oh, no, we would never do that to you.
Penny: Yeah, but if there were pictures, they would be crazy.
Amy: You guys are good friends.
Penny: Mmm.

Sheldon: How was your bachelorette party?
Amy: Well, I was in a bar, and I saw some shirtless men. They were firemen, and they fought over me. But Penny and Bernadette got me out of there before the victor got my spoils.

Amy: What's the matter? You look glum.
Sheldon: Amy, would you still love me if I wasn't who you thought I was? What are you talking about? Well, what if it turns out I'm not the single-minded, science-obsessed recluse who puts his work above everything and everybody else that you fell in love with?
Amy: What if I'm not the straightlaced, buttoned-up, quilting queen you thought I was? What if I'm a Riverdancing wild woman?
Sheldon: I'd still love you.
Amy: I'd still love you, too.

Sheldon: Who are all these people? What, is this a flash mob?
Howard: Are they dancing?
Sheldon: I don't know what today's dancing looks like.

Howard: Why are you being such a baby about the crowds? You go to Comic-Con.
Sheldon: You-- I'm sorry. You're comparing this place to Comic-Con? Well, can I go to the bathroom here next to a Wookiee who got his zipper stuck in his fur?
Howard: Wow, we go to Comic-Con for different reasons.

Sheldon: You're wise, and you smell like books. You really are the whole package.

Stuart: You guys want to see a real star, look over here.
Leonard: What?
Stuart: I just got retweeted by Patton Oswalt's brother.

Stuart: What are you doing?
Amy: Pigeon check for Sheldon. North side's all clear!
Sheldon: Great. Let's look at some planets!

Penny: Hey, why'd you lug your telescope all the way over here? Leonard has one in our apartment.
Raj: Yeah, I'm gonna use Leonard's. Might as well hold my hand up like this and squint.
Penny: I don't know. It seemed pretty good. You know, once when the cable went out, I watched an entire episode of The Bachelor on a TV across the street.
Leonard: This one's more of a professional model.
Penny: So was the girl he picked!