Leonard: What about Wonder Woman's bracelets?
Raj: Good point. Strong as a metal and fierce as a fashion choice.
Neil Gaiman: You know, Thor's hammer's pretty powerful, and in the comics, it's made out of enchanted uru.
Stuart: Uh, yeah, I think it's the enchantment that's powerful, not the uru, but, uh, thanks for playing.

Stuart: Got another follower. I'm blowing up.
Howard: Great. How many does that make?
Stuart: High double digits.
Sheldon: The nineties?
Stuart: Mid double digits.

Raj: Hey, uh, Penny, do you want to check this out?
Penny: Yeah, sure.
Raj: All right, just, uh, look through here, and if you want to take a picture, just push that button.
Penny: Okay. Oh, what is that?
Sheldon: (gasps) Is it Mercury? I'm really jonesing for Mercury.
Amy: I think it's a little early for Mercury to be visible yet.
Sheldon: Playing hard to get. I like that in a planet.

Grant: So, this is really where Neil Gaiman shops?
Stuart: Neil Gaiman, Nicolas Cage, Natalie Portman. The list goes on.
Grant: They all come here?
Stuart: Unless I'm lying.

Stuart: Hey, guys. That tweet actually got people to come in. Isn't that great?
Sheldon: No. I liked the way the store was before.
Howard: You mean empty and sad?
Sheldon: Yes, it was perfect. Like a funeral home that sells Pokemon cards.

Penny: Who is that?
Leonard: Sheldon.
Penny: Who is he mad at?
Leonard: Neil Gaiman.
Penny: Who's that?
Leonard: Not us.
Penny: [clink glasses] Great.

Penny: Look at that! I discovered a comet! Oh!
Raj: What do you mean you discovered it?
Penny: Well, I'm the one who saw it.
Raj: In my telescope that I positioned. All you did was look into it.
Leonard: Well, you both discovered it. You can put both your names on the registration form.
Raj: Actually, we can't.
Leonard: Why not?
Raj: Because when I filled it out, it asked for name of discoverer, and I put "Rajesh Koothrappali" because because that's who I am, and that's what I did.

Penny: Are you kidding me?
Leonard: Well, he is the one who knew it was a comet.
Penny: No, he didn't. He thought it was an eyelash!
Raj: And you thought it was a fuzzy streak. I mean, do you even know what a comet is?
Penny: Yeah, the thing I saw first.

Raj: I honestly don't think that that qualifies as a discovery.
Penny: But I took the picture.
Raj: Because I told you to! Like, if a monkey took the picture, did it discover the comet?
Penny: Excuse me?!
Leonard: Uh, he didn't mean monkey.
Penny: Get the hell out of my apartment!
Leonard: And she didn't mean that. [Penny turns to Leonard] Actually, I think she did. You should go.

Howard: You look great.
Bernadette: Oh, thanks. Would you believe this is actually a dress from before I was pregnant?
Howard: Well, it's not a competition, but I wore this suit to my Bar Mitzvah.

Howard: He says he has to work.
Bernadette: Oh, it's okay. We can have date night another night.
Howard: But you got all dressed up. We were supposed to have dinner and romance.
Bernadette: We'll just have to divide and conquer. I'll go to dinner, and you can stay home with the Internet and have romance.

Penny: Okay, look, I Googled it. I took the picture, so it's my discovery. (scoffs) He stole my comet.
Leonard: I know, but on the other hand, do you really care?
Penny: Yes, I care. This happens to me all the time. People take one look at me and assume I don't know what I'm talking about.
Leonard: Oh, I'm sure that's not true.
Penny: I'm sorry. Are you saying I don't know what I'm talking about?
Leonard: No, I'm not saying anything, ever again.

Sheldon: [turning to the guy next to him] Hey, Howard, did you see that? (shrieks)
Howard: I'm over here, Sheldon.
Sheldon: That was a close one. I almost went home with that guy.

Howard: You doing okay? Do we need to go?
Sheldon: No, I'm fine. I admit all these people did take me by surprise at first, but I've learned that I can accept change.
Howard: S-Since when?
Sheldon: I managed it when Amy switched her shampoo from Prell to Prell For Oily Hair. Hmm? Although I do miss the way her head used to slide off the pillow.

Sheldon: Can you believe it? In the past decade, I have spent thousands of dollars in that store, and this is the thanks I get.
Amy: You're right. I mean, he could at least get you a mug.
Sheldon: He gave me a mug. What do you think I'm drinking out of? Do you even pay attention?
Amy: Honestly, less and less.