Season 2 Quotes Page 27 of 46
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Euclid Alternative
Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Penny! (x3)
Penny: Sheldon, what is it?
Sheldon: Leonard's asleep.
Penny: Thanks for the update.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Barry Kripke: If you're not there, you'll be exposed to ridicule.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Leonard: How was rock climbing?
Barry Kripke: He passed out. He just hung there like a big salami.
Quote from Beverly Hofstadter in the episode The Maternal Capacitance
Penny: I'm Penny. I'm his neighbor.
Beverly Hofstadter: I'm Beverly Hofstadter.
Penny: Nice to meet you. *Offers to shake hands*
Beverly Hofstadter: Oh, you're a hand shaker. Interesting.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
Leonard: That's it, no more Thai food.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
Howard: Shucks means shucks. Let one go once in a while.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Euclid Alternative
Sheldon: (To the cleaning ladies) You saw nothing!
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Hey, Hofstadter. Heard about your latest proton anti-decay experiment. 20,000 data runs and no statistically significant results. Very impressive.
Quote from Barry Kripke in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Barry Kripke: Be right back. I gotta floss the Indian food out of my teeth if I'm going to eat Chinese.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Financial Permeability
Howard: Ugh. This mu-shu pork is burning a hole through me duodenum.
Raj: Leviticus 11:3 "Only that which parteth the hoof and cheweth the cud among the beasts shall ye at."
Howard: Hey, do I mock you with the Bhagavad-Gita every time you scarf down a whopper?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: The only way she'd be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Sheldon: That's awfully sticky.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: That was not fifteenth century soap. My God, these people need to learn you can't just put "ye olde" in front of anything and expect to get away with it.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: Friday's always vintage game night. Look, my mom included the memory card. We can pick up where I left off in 1999 when I had pernicious anaemia.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Codpiece Topology
Sheldon: Hello to you, insufficiently intelligent person.
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