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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for 'soup' tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It's not 'soup'; it's 'courage'.
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Excelsior Acquisition

Sheldon: *After just being jailed, at the biggest guy in the cell who's sitting on a bench* That's my spot.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Pants Alternative

Sheldon: A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies "for you, no charge".

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency

Sheldon: Cause of Injury: Lack of Adhesive Ducks.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Wheaton Recurrence

Sheldon: Well, well, well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton. The Green Goblin to my Spider-Man, the Pope Paul V to my Galileo, the Internet Explorer to my Firefox!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Sheldon: So, just to clarify, when you say three, do we stand up or do we pee?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gothowitz Deviation

Leonard: I'm just saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Sheldon: You catch even more with manure, what's your point?

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Einstein Approximation

Penny: What happened?
Leonard: Sheldon's escaped and he's terrorizing the village.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Wolowitz: Puppies, how do you stand on puppies?
Bernadette: A puppy once bit my face!
Wolowitz: Of course it did.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Leonard: Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
Penny: Because I like peppermint, and it's fun to say schnapps!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gothowitz Deviation

Leonard: I know what you're doing.
Sheldon: You do?
Leonard: You're using chocolate as a positive reinforcement for what you consider is a correct behavior!
Sheldon: Very good. Chocolate?

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Precious Fragmentation

Leonard: What was that?
Penny: Sheldon tried to steal the ring so I punched him.
Leonard: That's my girl!

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gothowitz Deviation

Sheldon: Penny, while I subscribe to the "Many Worlds" theory which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.
Penny: Are you fun in any of them?
Sheldon: The math would suggest that in a few I'm a clown made of candy. But I don't dance.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Wolowitz: Sex is never the way I dreamed it was going to be.
Raj: Because in your dreams, you're a horse from the waist down.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gothowitz Deviation

Sheldon: Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that.

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