Season 4 Quotes Page 51 of 55
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The 21-Second Excitation
Sheldon: Well if it isn't Wil Wheaton, the Jar Jar Binks of the Star Trek Universe.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The 21-Second Excitation
Sheldon: Knock Knock.
Leonard: Who's there?
Sheldon: Hugh.
Leonard: Hugh who?
Sheldon: Hugh guys ought to listen to me.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Sheldon: I believe you were about to ask me to choose a cocktail. Fortunately, thanks to computer-savvy alcoholics, there's an app for that.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Sheldon: And here is my Justice League membership card, but that doesn't prove I know Batman.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Penny: You know, they have a really nice bar over at the Olive Garden.
Sheldon: I don't like the Olive Garden. They treat me like family.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Sheldon: If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Leonard: Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz e-lec-tric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will nev-er for-get.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Penny: How long was it?
Leonard: 94 seconds.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Wolowitz: But you love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Penny: Sheldon, you can't re-program people.
Sheldon: No, you can't re-program people.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Apology Insufficiency
Leonard: I'm going to pick you up at 8. I'm going to show you a night that you will never forget.
Raj: (Excitedly) Where are we going?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Irish Pub Formulation
Leonard: Okay fine, I'm-I'm a horrible human being. I'm the Darth Vader of Pasadena.
Sheldon: You're far too short to be Darth Vader. At best you might be a turncoat Ewok.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Irish Pub Formulation
Sheldon: And to think, I was about to waste the last of my good haemorrhoid cream on you.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Irish Pub Formulation
Leonard: I'm sorry.
Raj's sister: Why do you say that?
Leonard: When I'm in bed with a girl, that's just my natural response.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Irish Pub Formulation
Raj: Hands off my sister.
Sheldon: Why would I touch your sister? She's all covered in airplane germs.
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