Season 6 Quotes Page 45 of 51
Quote from Amy in the episode The Closet Reconfiguration
Amy: His quirks just make you love him more. Someone please agree with me.
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Closet Reconfiguration
Bernadette: Just seeing that letter freaked him out. And he was already having a tough day, 'cause he accidentally wore my pants to work. I don't know why he was upset. They were bigger on him than me.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Closet Reconfiguration
Raj: Now, the first thing we need is a theme. I'm thinking turn-of-the-century Moulin Rouge.
Leonard: I'm thinking you need a testosterone patch.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Closet Reconfiguration
Sheldon: My shirt is itchy and I wish I were dead.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Closet Reconfiguration
Sheldon: It was a map leading to the lost treasure of the famous pirate One-Eyed Willy.
Howard: Nice try. That's the plot for Goonies.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Closet Reconfiguration
Sheldon: I would like to change mine. The pirate's name was Peg-Leg Antoine. Now it's completely different from Goonies.
Amy: No, it's not.
Sheldon: Don't.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Tenure Turbulence
Sheldon: While I disagree with the premise of tenure, if they gave it to me, it wouldn't diminish my output. You know, I'm like the sun. Can't turn this off.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Tenure Turbulence
Raj: Born in New Delhi, the third son of an itinerant gynaecologist, I showed early signs of genius. At age five, I discovered a celestial object which later turned out to be the moon.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Tenure Turbulence
Sheldon: I won't be able to make our date night this Thursday, so, bad news for you.
Amy: Well you better have a good excuse this time. Because trimming Q-tips to fit your ears right is obvious nonsense.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Tenure Turbulence
Sheldon: I don't know what you're doing, but I was about to insinuate that I had coitus with Raj's mother for a dollar.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Closure Alternative
Raj: No wrapper's gonna tell me what to do, unless it's Jay-Z.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Closure Alternative
Sheldon: Why would the Chinese make our DVR record Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
Leonard: I don't know. It's a fat guy on a Segway. That's funny everywhere.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Closure Alternative
Howard: Listen to me, if she's writing about your relationship, use it to your advantage. Rig the game.
Raj: Well, that doesn't seem fair.
Howard: Is it fair that girls like confident, normal guys more than nervous weirdos?
Raj: No, it's not. I've always thought that was unfair.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Closure Alternative
Penny: What's wrong with cute?
Leonard: It just makes things seem small. It diminishes them.
Penny: So you want me to stop calling your little tushie cute?
Leonard: You can try, but nobody's gonna believe you.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Closure Alternative
Sheldon: Oh, dear. Penny, have you been recording shows on our DVR again?
Penny: No.
Sheldon: Answer honestly. This is not a trial. That'll come later.
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