Season 7 Quotes Page 52 of 54
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: I let you buy feminine hygiene products with my supermarket clubcard. Do you have any idea the kind of coupons I'm going to get in the mail now?
Quote from Penny in the episode The Deception Verification
Amy: He's mad at you, too. He says you're the succubus who led his friend astray.
Penny: I don't know what succubus is, but it has "suck" in it so that can't be good.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: Careful, Amy. The friend of the enemy's girlfriend is my enemy.
Amy: Really?
Sheldon: You're either with me or against me.
Amy: You wanna take the bus to work?
Sheldon: Maybe there's a third option.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Deception Verification
Amy: FYI, I had a donut for breakfast, you jerk.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Deception Verification
Howard: This man (Raj), held my breast the other day and I love him for it.
Raj: A little loud, dude.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: No, no. You save your apologies for after you've had disappointing coitus with Penny.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: This (Sailor's Hat) changes nothing. Except the Halloween costume I'm wearing this year. Amy, you're going to be Olive Oyl. Lay off the donuts.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Deception Verification
Howard: I'm definitely up a cup size.
Raj: Yeah, but they're firm. So you've got that going for you.
Howard: Thanks, I needed that today.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Deception Verification
Leonard: Leonard: I didn't make it back. The ship sank. I'm in Hell.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: You say you're from New Jersey, but how do I know?
Leonard: Who would lie about being from New Jersey?
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Deception Verification
Bernadette: Howie, the estrogen is getting absorbed by your skin. That's why you've been all bloated, moody and a giant pain in the ass.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Deception Verification
Amy: What does tweepodoc mean?
Sheldon: Elephant?
Amy: Lucky guess.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: There was obvious someone else in her apartment. I have no choice but to assume the worst, given Leonard's lengthy sea voyage and Penny's famously ravenous nether regions.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: No I should apologize. I never realized to what extent our friendship was a burden to you.
Leonard: That is not fair. I complain about what a burden it is at least once a month.
Sheldon: No, no, no. Let's not sugarcoat this. You find me finnicky, pedantic and annoying.
Penny: No, he doesn't.
Leonard: I have actually used those exact words before. In that order.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Deception Verification
Sheldon: Well, Leonard, I think it's high time we address the tweepadoc in the room.
Leonard: The what?
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