Bernadette: I thought everybody liked me, but I'm just a monster.
Dan: But a cute one. Like that eyeball guy in Monsters Inc.

Sheldon: It's not the same thing. I don't think you know how I feel at all.
Leonard: Sad?
Sheldon: Hmm, you do get me.

LeVar Burton: Wil Wheaton said get a gate. I don't know why I didn't get a gate.

Amy: Sheldon, that was beautiful.
Sheldon: If you didn't press record-
Amy: I pressed it!

Leonard: Well, that's it. It's the end of Roger Abbott.
Raj: And we still don't know who framed him.

Howard: I guess the sad truth is not everyone will accomplish something great. Some of us may just have to find meaning in the little moments that make up life.
Leonard: That's a nice way of looking at it.
Howard: Yeah, for you, not for me. I went to space, so I'm covered.

Leonard: You know what, this bottle was meant to celebrate an achievement. Let's make a pact. When one of us gets their first big breakthrough, we'll celebrate by opening this bottle and toasting Professor Abbott.
Howard: I love that.
Raj: Me too.
Leonard: Then, of course, rubbing our success in Sheldon's face.
Howard: Well that's the best part.

Bernadette: Penny told me that everyone's scared of me.
Dan: What? Why would she say that? You know she drinks, right?

Sheldon: If I could, I would run each and every one of you viewers up a flag pole and salute you. And if you touch the ground, burn you.

Sheldon: I'd like to take a moment to personally thank Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler, who you may or may not know is the first woman to co-host a flag or banner related Internet infotainment show.
Amy: Take that glass ceiling!

Sheldon: And if I may get serious for a moment. Hosting this show has been one crazy ride. With all its up and downs, I wouldn't give it up for the world. Except for now, when I'm giving it up.

Sheldon: Here at Fun with Flags we've had an opportunity to learn, laugh, wonder.
Amy: And, yes, even shed a tear or two.
Sheldon: Like when you do a two-hour Fourth of July spectacular and it doesn't even get recorded.
Amy: How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
Sheldon: How about four thousand? One for every domino I set up for that American Flag.

Raj: When stuff like this gets me down, you know what I like to do?
Howard: Sing Hakuna Matata like an eight-year-old girl?
Raj: Wrong, smarty pants. It's "Everything is Awesome" from the Lego Movie.

Bernadette: It just builds character. Like my dad said, "Nobody likes a cry baby but their moms and Democrats."

LeVar Burton: Thank you, Sheldon, now remember our deal.
Sheldon: You do this, I delete your contact information.
LeVar Burton: While...?
Sheldon: While you watch me do it.