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Quote from Leonard in the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Howard: Okay, then. Geez, how much wine did you drink?
Leonard: Not a lot. I just couldn't start until you walked away.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Sheldon: The Hell Prawn lunges out of the hot spring. You block it with your shield. Do you attack?
Bernadette: Does it have eyes?
Sheldon: Three giant red ones and they never blink. It's unsettling.
Bernadette: I stab it in the middle eye.
Sheldon: Good choice. Critical hit. Your sword goes through its eye into its tiny brain. With its final dying gasp, it says, "You have reduced me to a pile of sushi. Enjoy me with this packet of soy sauce. Its low sodium. Aaaargh."

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Bernadette: Wow, this night turned out to be so much more fun than I thought.
Sheldon: Oh, the fun doesn't stop. You're still going home with a goodie bag full of toast.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Sheldon: And any time you need a break from being Bernadette the Pregnant, Bernatrix the Warrior Queen is here waiting.
Bernadette: I might just take you up on that.
Sheldon: Well, mind you, now, that offer's only good until the third trimester. I can't risk getting amniotic fluid on my spot.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Fermentation Bifurcation

Leonard: Morning.
Sheldon: Morning.
Leonard: Ugh, too much wine.
Sheldon: Oh, I overdid it myself last night. Hair of the dog.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Line Substitution Solution

Leonard: Oh, hey, Penny, do you want to go to the airport with me later to pick up my mother?
Penny: Sure.
Leonard: Thanks.
Penny: No problem.
Leonard: Hey, Penny, um, since you're already gonna be at the airport, do I need to go?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Line Substitution Solution

Sheldon: Why don't you want to get your mother from the airport?
Leonard: Well, I can do without the 40-minute car ride where she criticizes every aspect of my life.
Sheldon: She can cover it in a car ride? I could do 40 minutes on your posture alone.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Line Substitution Solution

Howard: We've waited in a lot of lines together, havent we?
Sheldon: Remember when we camped out for the Doctor Who panel at Comic-Con?
Raj: Yeah, sleeping under the stars with other fans who love the show as much as we do.
Leonard: Waking up, wondering which one of those fans stole our wallets.

Quote from Beverly Hofstadter in the episode The Line Substitution Solution

Amy: You know, just when I think we're making progress in our relationship, we revert to our old patterns where thoughts and feelings go unexpressed. I mean, if he didn't want to go shopping with me, why didn't he just say so?
Beverly: Maybe he couldn't get a word in edgewise.

Quote from Penny in the episode The Line Substitution Solution

Penny: Okay, you know what? This is ridiculous. I've been trying to make a connection with you all day, and clearly I'm getting nowhere.
Beverly: Well, are you seeking a connection or just some form of validation?
Penny: What I was seeking was some sort of friendship. But at this point, I'll take you not insulting me to my face.
Beverly: My intention was never to insult you.
Penny: You've been doing it all day. Do you even know what an insult is?
Beverly: Well, it's not a clinical term. But one example would be your marrying my son, and not inviting me or even telling me the wedding was taking place.
Penny: Okay, good example.

Quote from Beverly Hofstadter in the episode The Line Substitution Solution

Penny: So if we would have asked you to come to Vegas to see us get married, you would've come?
Beverly: No, I would've said you're making a huge mistake. But an invitation would've been nice.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Convergence Convergence

Penny: Um, so listen, I don't know if you have any plans next weekend, but I kind of promised your mom we'd have another wedding ceremony so she could attend this time.
Leonard: Wait, we're gonna get married again?
Penny: Yeah, kind of, but now we can invite our friends and family.
Leonard: Seems like a lot of trouble for a hug.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Convergence Convergence

Penny: Come on, it'll be fun, and, you know, your mom was genuinely hurt we didn't invite her to the first one.
Leonard: Look, in our defense, it was kind of a spur of the moment thing, and also, we don't like her.
Penny: Leonard, come on, she's your mom. If we can do something to make her happy, why wouldn't we?
Leonard: I just said why, we don't like her.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Convergence Convergence

Penny: Okay, so it's not a legal ceremony, it's just a chance for us to redo our vows so everyone can be part of it.
Amy: So there's no maid of honour?
Penny: No.
Amy: Huh. But if I were to, say, wear a purple satin dress with a sweetheart neckline and stand near you, you wouldn't be able to stop me, right?
Penny: I don't see how I could.
Amy: Then I graciously accept.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Convergence Convergence

Bernadette: Who's going to officiate?
Penny: I was kind of hoping you would.
Amy: Wait, now I'm just some lousy maid of honor?

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