Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz Quotes Page 13 of 38
Quote from the episode The Procreation Calculation
Penny: You know, not everyone needs to have kids to be fulfilled.
Bernadette: You're right, you've got Leonard. What more do you need?
Quote from the episode The Desperation Emanation
Bernadette: Oh, I take pacts very seriously. One time at my lab, a petri dish of genetically modified super-virus went missing. That day we made a pinky swear never to admit we crossed Ebola with the common cold.
Howard: Why the hell would you cross Ebola with the common cold?
Bernadette: We never did. That would be a terrible, terrible thing.
Quote from the episode The Habitation Configuration
Bernadette: No husband of mine is gonna break his mother's heart!
Quote from the episode The Procreation Calculation
Howard: Enjoying your book?
Bernadette: So much.
Howard: Why do you keep poking at it?
Bernadette: Fine, I'm shopping on my phone.
Howard: You're the one who said you wanted to read more.
Bernadette: Yes, I also tell people I only feed the kids organic. It's just stuff you say.
Quote from the episode The Wildebeest Implementation
Bernadette: I can't do this any more! I'm a good girl. I went to Catholic school!
Quote from the episode The Monetary Insufficiency
Penny: Well, do you know how that makes me look?
Bernadette: Uh, that's an easy one: bad.
Penny: Well, why didn't you tell her that you didn't like the dress, either? I mean, what happened to our united front?
Bernadette: I'm sorry. Is this your first day being a girl?
Quote from the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Bernadette: Hey, Romeo. Repair your relationship on your own time!
Quote from the episode The Novelization Correlation
Leonard: Maybe it is a little like Penny. Any chance she'll be flattered?
Bernadette: I don't know. She's pretty mean.
Leonard: Ilsa or Penny?
Bernadette: Exactly.
Quote from the episode The Hot Troll Deviation
Bernadette: Howard, a girl doesn't go out with a man like you, with your looks, your fancy patter, and your tight hoochie pants if she's not expecting him to eventually make the move.
Quote from the episode The Closet Reconfiguration
Bernadette: Sheldon, I've been cooking all day.
Sheldon: Well, now don't you feel silly.
Bernadette: (To Howard) Show him the closet.
Quote from the episode The Neonatal Nomenclature
Penny: Okay, we're gonna start with some nice breathing exercises. (inhales, exhales)
Bernadette: Sorry. I can't think of anything except how flat your belly is.
Penny: Oh, thank you.
Bernadette: Go put on some more clothes, you bitch.
Quote from the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Howard: Just giving the lady the old tour of the salt mines.
Bernadette: (Giggling) He doesn't mean salt mines , he means where he works.
Quote from the episode The Deception Verification
Bernadette: Howie, the estrogen is getting absorbed by your skin. That's why you've been all bloated, moody and a giant pain in the ass.
Quote from the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
Bernadette: $5,000 for a couple dolls. Are you out of your mind?
Quote from the episode The Hook-Up Reverberation
Bernadette: Fine, what is it?
Howard: It's to help re-open the Comic Book Store.
Bernadette: Nope.
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