Penny Quotes Page 15 of 75
Quote from the episode The Bachelor Party Corrosion
Amy: Hi, Mom.
How are you doing? Oh, good.
How's work? That's nice.
I'm fine.
Hey, listen, I've been meaning to ask, how come Aunt Doe and Aunt Florence never got along?
Penny: Okay, just give me that. Amy broke up with Sheldon, she got her ears pierced and she made us eat penis cookies!
Hang on. She wants to talk to you.
Quote from the episode The Skywalker Incursion
Amy: Ooh, you just chose champions. It's like we're re-enacting the ancient German practice of trial by combat.
Penny: It's also like when the Mountain fought the Red Viper in Game of Thrones.
Bernadette: Leonard makes you watch that, too?
Penny: No, I like that show. It's got dragons and people doing it.
Quote from the episode The Maternal Combustion
Beverly Hofstadter: His name is Sigmund Freud.
Penny: Hey! Look at that. You both believe in Jewish bearded guys.
Mary Cooper: Stay out of this.
Penny: Uh-huh.
Quote from the episode The Beta Test Initiation
Penny: You mean like a beta test?
Leonard: Well, technically, this would be an alpha test. A beta test requires people that weren't involved in the development of the appli-
Penny: Seriously, do I not get credit for knowing beta test?
Leonard: No, absolutely you should.
Quote from the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst
Penny: Oh, damn, they canceled my Visa. Oh, yay, a new MasterCard.
Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation
Penny: All right, time to open bachelor number two.
Quote from the episode The Gothowitz Deviation
Penny: Oh man, did the KISS Army repeal "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"?
Quote from the episode The Psychic Vortex
Penny: You know, I believe in ghosts, too.
Leonard: Great.
Penny: And astrology.
Leonard: I know, and pyramid power and healing crystals.
Penny: Oh, no, no, no, crystals don’t work.
Leonard: Really, that’s the line? Psychics are real, but crystals are voodoo?
Penny: Oh, Voodoo is real. You don't want to mess with Voodoo.
Quote from the episode The Vengeance Formulation
Penny: Yo, Raj, talk to me. I'm sorry, just screwing with you.
Quote from the episode The Raiders Minimization
Penny: Not even the one on the breast feeding crisis?
Leonard: It was not a crisis. Apparently I favored the left one, she got a little lopsided.
Penny: Oh my God, you still go left!
Quote from the episode The Romance Resonance
Leonard: Besides, can you even name one romantic thing you've done for me?
Penny: I can name tons.
Leonard: And sex doesn't count.
Penny: Oh.
Quote from the episode The Discovery Dissipation
Sheldon: This day just keeps on getting worse and worse.
Penny: You know, if it makes you feel any better ...
Sheldon: It probably won't.
Penny: You're probably right.
Quote from the episode The Space Probe Disintegration
Leonard: I did not force you to go to that.
Penny: You left the house in a fez and a bow tie. I went so you wouldn't get beat up.
Leonard: I wasn't going to get beat up.
Penny: You were but somehow I held myself back.
Quote from the episode The Fortification Implementation
Penny: I think I started to suspect it was a bad movie when I looked at the sc
Wil Wheaton: Uh, spoiler alert. After the monkey sees, it kills.
Quote from the episode The Military Miniaturization
Penny: You know, when Leonard's feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Amy: Does that help?
Penny: For a while, then he comes back.
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