Season 6 Quotes Page 4 of 51
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Decoupling Fluctuation
Sheldon: If you're going to replace Wolowitz, I need to know a little bit more about you.
Stuart: All right.
Sheldon: Wolowitz went to MIT. What's your educational background?
Stuart: I went to art school.
Sheldon: Equally ridiculous. Let's go.
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Contractual Obligation Implementation
Bernadette: Every one of you has the capacity to be anything you want to be.
Penny: Unless you want to be Cinderella.
Bernadette: Come at me. See what happens!
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Parking Spot Escalation
(Howard's car horn blares)
(Sheldon puts his headphones on)
Howard: Those aren't going to help you, Sheldon!
Sheldon: Oh yes, they are. I mean, what?
Quote from Raj in the episode The Bakersfield Expedition
Raj: Can we at least rent the car from Enterprise? (nobody reacts) Oh, screw you! That's funny!
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization
Leonard: I don't have a problem with Stuart. Besides, he gives us a 20% discount at his comic book store.
Sheldon: Well, I don't sell my friendship that cheaply.
Stuart: I can go 30.
Sheldon: Welcome aboard, old chum.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Fish Guts Displacement
Amy: I don't need your medicine. I'm not really sick. I got better two days ago.
Bernadette: I don't understand.
Amy: It's been so nice having Sheldon take care of me, I just wanted that to last longer.
Bernadette: You should tell him.
Amy: I know.
Sheldon: (From the other room) Amy! Are you strong enough to bathe yourself, or do you need my help?
Amy: I'll tell him tomorrow. Mama needs a bath.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction
Raj: Okay, I have a request to make.
Amy: And now he can talk. I want to cut open your brain and see what the heck is going on in there.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Howard: If you don't leave now, she'll use food and guilt to keep you there the rest of your life.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization
Sheldon: All games are made up. They're not found in nature. You don't just dig in the ground, and come across a rich vein of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Re-Entry Minimization
Leonard: In what universe is that a present?
Sheldon: It's not a present, it's the present. Look. There's you and me. It's Penny and Amy. We're playing Pictionary. In the present.
Penny: Oh, my God, we're gonna kill them.
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Howard: Honestly, if I could bend that far what would I need with you.
Bernadette: If you could bend that far, you'd be doing both of us a favor.
Quote from Wil Wheaton in the episode The Habitation Configuration
Wil Wheaton: Problem, first time director?
Quote from Amy in the episode The Egg Salad Equivalency
Amy: I have a lab full of coked up monkeys with nothing to lose.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Santa Simulation
Leonard: You come to the end of the tunnel and find a large chest. What do you do? And, Howard, do not say, I feel up the large chest.
Howard: Excuse me. I'm a married man now. I wasn't going to say anything so juvenile.
Leonard: Great. What do you do?
Howard: I walk up to the large chest, bury my face in it and go blublublublublublublublu!
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Monster Isolation
Bernadette: It smells pretty ripe in here. You kinda feel it in your eyes.
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