Season 3 Quotes Page 37 of 50
Quote from Raj in the episode The Cornhusker Vortex
Wolowitz: At least I can talk to women without being drunk.
Rajesh: Excuse me, I have selective mutism, a recognised medical disorder. You're just a douche.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Guitarist Amplification
Wolowitz: Do you think I'd have rather been with you or sitting around for hours listening to my mother saying "Have y'ever pee'd so much in your life?"
Rajesh: Oh, you are such a momma's boy.
Wolowitz: Don't bring my mother into this.
Rajesh: You brought your mother into this!
Quote from Raj in the episode The Cornhusker Vortex
Leonard: I think I'm starting to get this.
Rajesh: Really? The only thing I've learnt in the last 2 hours is that American men drink a lot of beer, pee too often and have trouble getting erections.
Leonard: Focus on the game, not the commercials Raj.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Leonard: (to Penny) It upsets Sheldon when you play with the Sheldon.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Howard: Bernadette say fo'shizzle to my nerdizzles.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Sheldon: Die, Wil Wheaton, die!
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Bernadette: My mother wouldn't let me ride a bicycle because she was afraid I might hit a bump and lose my virginity.
Quote from Zack Johnson in the episode The Lunar Excitation
Zack: How can you bounce a laser off the moon if there's no gravity?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Sheldon: No mother, I could not feel your church group praying for my safety. The fact that I am home safe does not prove it worked. That logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc. No, I'm not sassing you in Eskimo talk.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Howard: Damn it! I should've gone over and told her we were back.
Raj: Yeah, it was first come first serve.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Sheldon: I don't know which arctic expedition you guys were on, but I thought it was a hoot and a half.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture
Leonard: I bet I could throw a rock in this room and come up with three better friends!
Quote from Howard in the episode The Pants Alternative
Howard: The one thing the William Shatner of theoretical physics needed was an ego boost.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Leonard: Would you please take that stupid hat off?
Howard: No, I want to blend in.
Raj: To what? Toy Story?
Quote from Penny in the episode The Pants Alternative
Penny: I love where you skip over the part where no one asks.
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