Season 3 Quotes Page 42 of 50
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst
Leonard: What do you want?
Sheldon: You may wanna sit down.
Leonard: I'm in bed.
Sheldon: Point taken. You may wanna sit up.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Rajesh: What are you waiting for?! Kill Wil Wheaton! From hell's heart, stab at him!
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Excelsior Acquisition
Sheldon: While we live in a deterministic universe, you do have free will. Now sit down.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst
Raj: Do you believe you're going to go to hell for eating sweet and sour pork?
Wolowitz: Jews don't have hell. We have acid reflux.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst
Leonard: I'm not going out tonight, Raj.
Raj: All right. Would you mind if I went to your room and downloaded some Asian pornography?
Leonard: Very much.
Raj: Doesn't have to be Asian.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst
Raj: Hey, Leonard?
Leonard: Yeah?
Raj: I haven't had sex in a year.
Leonard: Where are you going with this, Raj?
Raj: Don't flatter yourself, dude.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst
Wolowitz: You said you were going for a walk.
Sheldon: I didn't say outside.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst
Penny: Oh, damn, they canceled my Visa. Oh, yay, a new MasterCard.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst
Sheldon: Well then, as my meemaw would say, looks like we butchered a pig but nobody wanted bacon.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Spaghetti Catalyst
Sheldon: Go Team Leonard!
Quote from Howard in the episode The Large Hadron Collision
Leonard: What would you guys do if you were me?
Wolowitz: I would take Sheldon to Switzerland.
Leonard: Seriously?
Wolowitz: Absolutely. And I'd leave him there.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Wolowitz: You're such a douche
Raj: Who cares? You slept with your cousin!
Quote from Howard in the episode The Excelsior Acquisition
Penny: Did he somehow just give me the finger?
Howard: Not just the finger, the moving finger!
Quote from Penny in the episode The Precious Fragmentation
Penny: I need to go back to dating dumb guys from the gym.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Excelsior Acquisition
Sheldon: *After just being jailed, at the biggest guy in the cell who's sitting on a bench* That's my spot.
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