Season 5 Quotes Page 4 of 57
Quote from other character in the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
Stuart: I'll ring it up. It's like shooting nerds in a barrel.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Ornithophobia Diffusion
Sheldon: Get back here, you stupid bird, so I can love you.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
Stuart: Can I help you find anything?
Amy: A comic that doesn't depict a woman whose bosom can be used as a flotation device.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Bernadette: Good Morning, handsome.
Howard: Good morning, mom.
Bernadette: It's me!
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
Sheldon: Hard as this may be to believe, it's possible that I'm not boyfriend material.
Leonard: Glad I was sitting down for that.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
Sheldon: I got a splinter.
Amy: What do you want me to do about it?
Sheldon: Relationship Agreement - Section 4: Boo-boos and Ouchies. You have to take care of it.
Amy: I should've gotten a lawyer.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Transporter Malfunction
Leonard: You went to the comic book store by yourself?
Penny: Yeah, it was fun. I walked in and two different guys got asthma attacks. It felt pretty good.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Transporter Malfunction
Sheldon: I thought where you come from they don't have emotions.
Spock Doll: I come from a factory in Taiwan.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
Amy: I have a sorta kinda boyfriend at home playing with a model train, but you don't hear me bitching about it.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Friendship Contraction
Raj: They don't call me Brown Dynamite for nothin'.
Quote from other character in the episode The Friendship Contraction
Astronaut Mike Massimino: No problem, Froot Loops.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
Penny: Strap on a pair and go talk to Amy.
Sheldon: Strap on a pair of what? ...Skates?
Penny: Oh, you are so not the guy.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Rothman Disintegration
Amy: I'll let you in on a little secret. Originally, we were painted nude. But I had him add clothes cause I thought it was an unnecessary challenge to our heterosexuality.
Penny: Yeah, good call.
Amy: But, if you ever change your mind, all it would take is some warm, soapy water and a couple of sponges.
Penny: You're talking about the painting, right?
Amy: Sure.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Rhinitis Revelation
Sheldon: You can lead a chicken to crisco, but you can't make your mother fry it.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Infestation Hypothesis
Penny: What's up, buttercup?
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