Season 6 Quotes Page 17 of 51
Quote from Howard in the episode The Proton Resurgence
Bernadette: Can't believe we lost her. What was I thinking? I'd be a terrible mom.
Howard: Well, maybe with the first one. But kids are like pancakes. The first one's always a throwaway.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Habitation Configuration
Sheldon: I'll be right back. Feel free to play with yourself.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The 43 Peculiarity
Leonard: Who are you talking to?
Penny: Oh, just this guy I met at school.
Leonard: oh, great. We're still dating, right?
Penny: Relax. He's just a friend. We're doing an oral report together. He's really nice.
Leonard: I'm sorry, what was that? I had a little stroke after oral.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Contractual Obligation Implementation
Leonard: I never wanted to play the cello. How do you meet girls playing the cello? Hey, you want to come over to my house and listen to me play an instrument that sounds like a suicidal bumblebee?
Quote from Raj in the episode The Tenure Turbulence
Sheldon: That was ambiguous.
Raj: Well, now it's biguous.
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
Bernadette: $5,000 for a couple dolls. Are you out of your mind?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
Penny: Okay. Hang on. Are you saying some day that you and Amy might actually get physical?
Sheldon: It's a possibility.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Habitation Configuration
Sheldon: *knock knock knock* Wil Wheaton!
*knock knock knock* Wil Wheaton!
Wait, how many was that?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Habitation Configuration
Sheldon: My fists are not up because I'm milking a giant invisible cow.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Egg Salad Equivalency
Sheldon: Your ovaries are squirting so much goofy juice into your brains you don't even know which way is up.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Proton Resurgence
Penny: But if you dont mind me asking, uh, the potato clock, how does it work? Is it a trick clock or a trick potato?
Quote from Raj in the episode The Bon Voyage Reaction
Raj: I'm unlovable.
Penny: It's just the booze talking.
Raj: I haven't had a drink since last night.
Penny: You're talking to me!
Raj: I am! Now I'm crying for a whole different reason.
Penny: Me too.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Love Spell Potential
Penny: I got a new bikini. The drinks at the pool will be brought to you by these.
Quote from Wil Wheaton in the episode The Habitation Configuration
Wil Wheaton: No offence, but I've been acting since I was a kid. I think I can handle a web show without a lot of direction.
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