Season 7 Quotes Page 49 of 54
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Sheldon: Really? The only time I'm ever picked first for a team and I'm stuck with the liability?
Quote from Amy in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Amy: As my mom used to say, "When you're doing a puzzle, it's like you've got a thousand friends." She was full of fun lies like that.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Sheldon: My brain is better than everybody's!
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Sheldon: I'm not a child. I know the word 'ninny.'
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Bernadette: Oh my God! You did not just slow down for a bird! You know they fly, right?
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Bernadette: You suck so hard!
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Bernadette: (Shouting at another driver) Your kid might be a honor student but you're a moron!
Quote from Raj in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Raj: I wish I had a friend like me.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Penny: [to Raj] Run to India.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Penny: Hey, Princeton, look at that. Team community college-night school is in the lead!
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Leonard: We did them at Princeton, too.
Howard: Oh, that's cute. Like it's a real college.
Sheldon: That's amusing. I was going to say the same about M.I.T., but it works for Princeton, too.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Amy: Scavenger hunts at Harvard were really tough. I always got stuck on the first challenge, trying to find someone to be on a team with me. I guess that story's more sad than funny.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Leonard: You really think he's gonna send us to a bowling alley?
Sheldon: Well, if he does, do you know how filthy those rental balls are? They might as well stand on the corner and give away free rectal exams.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Scavenger Vortex
Howard: Yes, to be fair, do people who went to Princeton get a head start?
Leonard: It's not funny.
Sheldon: No. Oh, it actually is if you get the joke. It's based on the premise that Princeton isn't a very good school.
Leonard: Ha-ha.
Sheldon: Oh, see, now he gets it.
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