Season 9 Quotes Page 6 of 73
Quote from Raj in the episode The Line Substitution Solution
Raj: Boy, all this standing's making me tired. Good thing I brought my collapsible stick chair.
Howard: Not the stick chair. You look like an idiot on that thing.
Raj: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chairs on sticks are comfy.
Quote from Stuart in the episode The 2003 Approximation
Howard: What kind of music are you thinking of?
Stuart: I like all kinds of music, but my favorite genre is free.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Earworm Reverberation
Leonard: I love you.
Penny: Who cares?
Quote from Penny in the episode The Earworm Reverberation
Penny: Oh, my God, he won't stop.
Leonard: How does he keep coming up with new ways to be annoying?
Penny: Nobody knows. That's why he's number one.
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Mystery Date Observation
Penny: Oh, my God, they're coming right towards us.
Bernadette: We got to get out of here.
Penny: Okay. Well, wait, what about Leonard?
Bernadette: He and his tiny bladder can take the bus!
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Separation Oscillation
Sheldon: I understand that we are no longer a couple, but I'd like to remind you that we made a baby together.
Amy: What baby?
Sheldon: A precocious, little Internet show known as Fun with Flags.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Opening Night Excitation
Raj: I can't believe Sheldon gave this up.
Leonard: I know. We're gonna have so much more fun than him.
Bernadette: No, they're not.
Penny: Knowing them, they will.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Earworm Reverberation
Sheldon: Dear Crazy Future Sheldon, you were driven mad by an earworm. Your mind, once your most trusted asset, is now a sack of parrots and monkeys. So I'm going to tell you everything you need to know. Uh, first, music is dangerous. The movie Footloose tried to warn us, but we wouldn't listen.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Opening Night Excitation
Sheldon: (3 knocks) Birthday girl! (3 knocks) Birthday girl! (3 knocks) Birthday girl!
Quote from other character in the episode The Mystery Date Observation
Amy: If you don't mind me asking, why did you and your wife split up?
Dave: Oh, you know how it is. We wanted different things. I wanted children, and she wanted a pastry chef named Jean-Philippe.
Quote from other character in the episode The Earworm Reverberation
Amy: That's Sheldon.
Dave: You're kidding! How's my hair?
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Sales Call Sublimation
Raj: Come on, a medium-sized asteroid is still an interesting discovery.
Sheldon: I suppose it could end up on a collision course with Earth and destroy life as we know it.
Raj: You dream different than me.
Quote from other character in the episode The Celebration Experimentation
Amy: We've got someone who couldn't be here but really wanted to wish you a happy birthday.
Stephen Hawking: Hello, Sheldon.
Sheldon: (gasps) Professor Hawking.
Stephen Hawking: Happy birthday to you.
Sheldon: Thank you so much. I can't believe you're-
Stephen Hawking: Happy birthday to you.
Sheldon: Oh, you're singing. Well, I'm sorry.
Stephen Hawking: Happy birthday, dear Sheldon.
Leonard: Uh, Professor Hawking, if you just give us one second, we'll light the candles, and we can all sing together.
Stephen Hawking: I was crushing it, but all right.
Quote from Wil Wheaton in the episode The Opening Night Excitation
Moviegoer: Star Trek stinks!
Wil Wheaton: Yeah? Live long and suck it!
Quote from Howard in the episode The Perspiration Implementation
Raj: My name is Little Orphan Annie. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Howard: My name is Darth Vader. I am your father. Prepare to die.
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