Penny: Plus, I'd be working for Bernadette. I don't know if that's a good idea.
Leonard: Look, I-I know she can be difficult, but she's no match for you. Whatever she dishes out, you can give it right back double.
Penny: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Leonard: There you go.

Bernadette: Thank you. It is exciting. Oh, that's very sweet. I'm gonna remember you said that. Just like I remember how you tried to take my office when I was on maternity leave. (laughs) Of course I'm not angry. Bye-bye. How can I be angry at a dead man?

Penny: Hey, you got a sec?
Bernadette: Sure. What's up?
Penny: Uh, bad news. I spoke to my supervisor about heading up your sales team, and she said she just can't lose me right now.
Bernadette: Do you want me to call her? I could rip her a new one.

Amy: So, um, listen, we just published a few months ago. How did you have time to design an experiment?
Dr. Pemberton: We didn't. This whole thing is actually a gigantic accident.
Dr. Campbell: Yeah, we've been working with kaons, and our data made absolutely no sense.
Dr. Pemberton: A few weeks ago, someone told us about your paper, and we realized that our failed experiment confirmed your theory.
Dr. Campbell: And now, instead of losing our jobs, Fermilab flew us to L.A. Economy Plus. Free headphones.
Dr. Pemberton: Looks like my wife left me a month too soon.
Sheldon: (stammers) So you weren't even thinking about super-asymmetry?
Dr. Campbell: Thinking about it? (chuckles) We don't even understand it.
Dr. Pemberton: And now look at the four of us, changing the face of physics!
Dr. Campbell: [hugs Sheldon] Ooh, I got to do it.

Sheldon: So you're saying they could steal our Nobel Prize?
Leonard: Yes.
Howard: That's terrible.
Raj: Good news, though: Now we have something we can talk about.

Penny: Hey, you wanted to see me?
Bernadette: Yeah, come on in.
Penny: Okay.
Bernadette: Close the door.
Penny: Okay.
Bernadette: Have a seat.
Penny: Do I have to?
Bernadette: You really do.

Sheldon: Well, too bad. This discovery belongs to Amy and me.
Dr. Pemberton: (sighs) Look, Dr. Cooper, we all want a Nobel Prize. Super-asymmetry could be the breakthrough that gets us there. But we can't fight over credit; we have to work together.
Sheldon: So you're saying that the four of us should just agree to share this discovery?
Dr. Pemberton: Well, no, unfortunately, only three people can share a Nobel.
Sheldon: Oh, that's right. So he's out?
Dr. Campbell: No, I'm not out.
Sheldon: So he's out?
Dr. Pemberton: Neither of us is out.

Bernadette: Mm, it's probably for the best. I need someone who's strong and confident to head up my sales team, so I'm giving it to Karen.
Penny: What Karen? Well, what's the job? Eating my yogurt and then lying about it?

Bernadette: I'm just saying. She went to college. She's really smart.
Penny: Well, I'm smarter than Karen. I can read the word "Penny" on a cup of yogurt.
Bernadette: Why are you getting so upset? I'm agreeing with you. This is a big job, and I need someone who's up to it.
Penny: I am up to it. I'm just nervous about it.
Bernadette: I know. And that's why I don't want to pressure you into doing something that you clearly don't want to do.
Penny: I know what you're up to.
Bernadette: Is it working?
Penny: Yes.
Bernadette: So I'll see you Monday morning?
Penny: Yes.
Bernadette: I bet I can make that girl president.

Receptionist: Uh, President Siebert, Dr. Cooper is-
Sheldon: I need to talk to you about the paper that Dr. Fowler and I published.
President Siebert: Send him in.

Penny: By tomorrow, I want everyone to have this committed to memory.
Karen: Do you have it committed to memory?
Penny: You want to have a contest, Karen? Winner gets a yogurt.

Bernadette: That was really impressive.
Penny: Damn right it was impressive.
Bernadette: Okay, that tone doesn't work with me.
Penny: Sorry, boss.

Bernadette: Ooh, it's freezing out here.
Howard: Would you like me to heat things up?
Bernadette: No, I want to get in the hot tub before I lose a toe.

Andy: Howdy, neighbors! We haven't met yet. I'm Andy.
Bernadette: Oh. Hello. Nice to meet you. You know, your new balcony kind of looks right over our fence.
Andy: You might want to put up some trees. We can see everything.
Howard: You can, but it's okay if you don't.

Bernadette: So, can you turn your lights off?
Andy: Sorry, they're motion-sensored. They'll go off in a minute. Just try to stay still.
Bernadette: (door closes) What are we gonna do about this?
Howard: I say we wait until his lights go off, and then I make hot, motionless love to you. Don't move. It's go time.