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Quote from Leonard in the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Stephanie: So, how was your day?
Leonard: You know, I'm a physicist, I thought about stuff.
Stephanie: That's it?
Leonard: I wrote some of it down.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization
Sheldon: Hi, Mom, how are you?But, Mom, she keeps sitting in my spot. And she touched my food. Okay, yes, I took her clothes, but she started it. (throwing a fit) No, that's not fair. Why should I have to apologize? I really don't think this is the kind of thing Jesus concerns himself with. No, you're right. I don't really know what Jesus thinks about. All right! Goodbye. (hangs up) (to Leonard) Did you tell on me?
Leonard: Are you kidding me? I already have 2 strikes
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation
Sheldon: Of the handful of women Leonard's been involved with, she's the only one I have ever found tolerable.
Penny: Well, what about me?
Sheldon: The statement stands for itself.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
Penny: Holy crap on a cracker!
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Vegas Renormalization
Sheldon: You know, I'm given to understand that there's an entire city in Nevada devoted specifically to help people like Howard forget their problems. They replace them with new problems such as alcoholism, gambling addiction and sexually transmitted diseases.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
Sheldon: Who's Nowitzki?
Ramona: I'm Nowitzki.
Sheldon: Oh, so you want me to share credit with you?
Ramona: Uh huh.
Sheldon: Get out!
Quote from Howard in the episode The Friendship Algorithm
Wolowitz: *After he fixed Sheldon's algorithm* Gee, why can't Sheldon get a friend?
Quote from Mrs. Wolowitz in the episode The Monopolar Expedition
Mrs. Koothrappali: I told you no. Why don't you believe me?
Mrs. Wolowitz Cause it doesn't make sense to me. How can it be that in the entire country of India, there isn't one Outback Steakhouse?
Quote from Howard in the episode The Monopolar Expedition
Howard: Easy. Instead of saying; 'No we don't wanna go on an NSF expedition,' say; 'No we don't wanna spend three months stuck in a cabin in the Arctic Circle with an anal nutbag!'
Quote from Penny in the episode The White Asparagus Triangulation
Sheldon: This is banana bread.
Penny: This is a door knob.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Vartabedian Conundrum
Sheldon: I trust Leonard satisfied you sexually last night.
Leonard: Oh good God! Sheldon we don't ask questions like that!
Sheldon: I heard you ask it over and over. How is it inappropriate for me to ask it once?
Stephanie: He did very nicely.
Sheldon: See? She's not offended. And now you finally have an answer.
Quote from other character in the episode The Vegas Renormalization
Hooker: What's your name?
Raj: Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.
Hooker: Hello Rajesh Ram...Hello Rajesh.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Bad Fish Paradigm
Leonard: How could you just sit there and let them spy on me?
Sheldon: They were very smart. They used my complete lack of interest in what you are doing.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Killer Robot Instability
Wolowitz: As delicious as the appetizer may be, sooner or later we will have to succumb and eat the entree while its still ... hot.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Barbarian Sublimation
Raj: What's with him?
Leonard: Penny is keeping him up at night.
Howard: Me too. But probably in a different way.
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