Season 5 Quotes Page 51 of 51
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Gang: By the power vested in us, by the state of California...
Sheldon: And the Klingon High Council...
Mike: That's ignition. I love this part.
Dimitri: Me, too.
Howard: I have strongly mixed feelings.
Sheldon: What about Nebraska?
Penny: Oh hell with Nebraska. I'm gonna be a star!
Sheldon: Please let me know when you and your girlfriend are done hogging the bandwidth for your self-abuse. I'm trying to stream a movie on Netflix in here.
Leonard: Yeah, hi, hi. How's it going?
Sheldon: Uh, can't complain. Thanks for asking. What were you doing out at three o'clock in the morning?
Leonard: Well, uh - uh, what are you doing up?
Sheldon: I was using the bathroom.
Leonard: Yeah, well, so was I.
Sheldon: Really? I didn't see you in there.
Leonard: Hey, I am a young man in his sexual prime. Under the right conditions, I am capable of just, really crazy stuff.
Penny: Really? What is the craziest thing you've ever done with a woman? And the time you and I had sex in the ocean does not count.
Leonard: Come on, that's got to count. There was a really strong undertow. We could have died.