Season 6 Quotes Page 40 of 51
Quote from Raj in the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Raj: How do you sleep in these things? Silk pajamas on satin sheets? I slid out of the bed like 3 times.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Sheldon: Feelings? What am I, a hippie at a love-in?
Quote from Amy in the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Amy: Check this out. I took the liberty of scripting a new outgoing voice mail message for both of us.
Sheldon: Hello. This is Sheldon.
Amy: And this is Amy.
Sheldon: We're not home right now.
Amy: 'cause we out dropping science, son.
Both: Leave a message.
Amy: Beep.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Howard: If you don't leave now, she'll use food and guilt to keep you there the rest of your life.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Sheldon: I suppose there's no choice but to face the crying, angry accusations, and the high pitch wails of despair.
Penny: Yeah and who knows how Amy will react.
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Howard: Honestly, if I could bend that far what would I need with you.
Bernadette: If you could bend that far, you'd be doing both of us a favor.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
Raj: Oh my God. She's not going to bathe me, is she?
Quote from Howard in the episode The Tangible Affection Proof
Howard: She hid my XBOX like I'm a child. And my mom got me that for my birthday so if you don't give it back, I'm telling.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Tangible Affection Proof
Howard: A micro-valentine for a microbiologist.
Leonard: From her micro-husband.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Tangible Affection Proof
Raj: I was going to spend the night with my special little lady, but she got worms and I had to take her to the vet.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Tangible Affection Proof
Penny: Leonard Hofstadler...
Leonard: Yes?
Penny: Will you be my valentine?
Leonard: Sorry. Maybe next year.
I'm just kidding! Romance ninja. Let's have sex.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Tangible Affection Proof
Leonard: I'm cool with surprises, but nothing on the Jumbotron. I don't want to cry on the big screen like that.
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Tangible Affection Proof
Bernadette: Sorry doesn't clean my underpants, buddy.
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Tangible Affection Proof
Bernadette: If you like pushing buttons so much, try pushing them on the washing machine.
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Monster Isolation
Bernadette: It smells pretty ripe in here. You kinda feel it in your eyes.
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