Season 8 Quotes Page 52 of 56
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Maternal Combustion
Amy: Do you think the moms will get along?
Leonard: I don't know. They're pretty different.
Sheldon: Maybe they'll be best friends. One of them is brilliant, one is sweet and simple.
*to Leonard*
Sound familiar?
Quote from Penny in the episode The Maternal Combustion
Penny: How about we all stop hitting ourselves and talk about something safe? You know, like shoes, or how cute little Chinese babies are.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Maternal Combustion
Beverly Hofstadter: But look how well you turned out.
Sheldon: I'd feign modesty at this point, but who would believe me?
Quote from Penny in the episode The Commitment Determination
Leonard: That was really intense.
Penny: Well, now we know, next time we go to the farmers' market, the order is petting zoo first, then buy vegetables.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Comic Book Store Regeneration
Penny: I can't believe you were testing me against a chimp.
Sheldon: Excuse me, Amy was testing you. I was rooting for you. Good job on that banana box, by the way.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Junior Professor Solution
Sheldon: The answer is cuddly soldiers with big flat noses. Moving on.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Hook-Up Reverberation
Amy: You really went your entire life without anyone saying I hate you to your face?
Penny: Yeah.
Amy: I'd say it now, but look at those cheekbones.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Troll Manifestation
Leonard: Do you really want him to write back?
Sheldon: I do. And no matter how he responds, I'm going to destroy him with a picture of a bored cat saying "Oh, really?"
Leonard: Mee-wow.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Focus Attenuation
Bernadette: Have you ever seen a body so fine?
Amy: We had some pretty hot corpses in my anatomy class but none of them moved like that.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The First Pitch Insufficiency
Sheldon: It's like when I thought there was possum in my closet. Did I sit around wondering? No, I sent Leonard in with a pointy stick and a bag.
Leonard: I killed his chewbacca slippers.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Hook-Up Reverberation
Sheldon: I miss Stuart's place. All this loud music and exposed brick, is this a comic book store or a rave at the third little pig's house?
Quote from Penny in the episode The Hook-Up Reverberation
Penny: I brought coffee. I wasn't sure what you like, so I got a regular, a cappuccino and a chai tea. Since you like Raj, I thought you might be into that.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Troll Manifestation
Sheldon: Look, I am simply going to defend our work, scientist to scientist. And, failing that, suggest that his mother enjoys a string of both human and non-human lovers.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Troll Manifestation
Leonard: "Upon review, I've changed my mind about the Cooper-Hofstadter hypothesis that space-time is like a super-fluid. In fact, it's inspired me to come up with my own theory. Maybe space-time is like two clowns with their heads in a bucket. Much like Cooper and Hofstadter."
Quote from Bernadette in the episode The Troll Manifestation
Amy: Why? What did I do?
Bernadette: I'm sorry. I had to get the spotlight off me, and tearing down other women is part of my pageant training.
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