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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Sheldon: My girlfriend wanted to move in with me. Which was no doubt a ploy just to see my, excuse my language, bathingsuit parts.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Howard: Sheldon, I'm more than smart enough to take your class.
Sheldon: *Laughs* No.

Quote from Amy in the episode The First Pitch Insufficiency

Amy: It's a good thing I'm not wearing flag underwear right now, cause there's about to be a fire.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Expedition Approximation

Raj: All this time, I never knew there were steam tunnels down here.
Amy: Most universities have them. When I was an undergrad, I spent three days in one pledging a sorority.
Raj: Did you get in?
Amy: No, they forgot I was there. But it really opened up my pores.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Focus Attenuation

Howard: I can't argue with him, it's right there on the screen. Austria does look like a wiener.
Raj: That's nothing. Dude, go check out how hung Florida is.
Leonard: I'm sure Mrs. Florida's walking funny.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Penny: Hi, wanna do yoga with me?
Leonard: Let me just have some coffee first and then I'll have the strength to tell you how much I won't be doing that.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Locomotion Interruption

Leonard: A butterfly could have gotten himself home from Arizona.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Sheldon: I'm sensing awkwardness. Am I right?
Amy: Yes.
Sheldon: Swish.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Junior Professor Solution

Penny: So you want me to be a teacher's pet?
Bernadette: Couldn't hurt.
Leonard: I don't know. Who here has ever been hurt because they were the teacher's pet?
*Sheldon, Amy, Howard, Leonard and Raj raise their hands*

Quote from Penny in the episode The First Pitch Insufficiency

Penny: Well, that's not good. You being blindly infatuated with me was the rock we were building this relationship on.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Expedition Approximation

Raj: (fanning himself) Oh, this heat is brutal!
Sheldon: As someone from the tropical sub-continent of India, you should know that fanning yourself in a humid environment only raises your body temperature.
Raj: Huh. That does explain why the servants used to look so hot while they were fanning me.

Quote from other character in the episode The Prom Equivalency

Raj: This is so messed up.
Emily: I know, I'm having the best time.

Quote from other character in the episode The Champagne Reflection

Penny: Bernadette's just parking the car.
Dan: Oh good. Bernadette. Cute, sweet, vicious, little Bernadette.

Quote from Dr. Koothrappali in the episode The Clean Room Infiltration

Dr. Koothrappali: I see you got engaged.
Penny: Yes, we did.
Dr. Koothrappali: Let me tell you a story.
Raj: Dad.
Dr. Koothrappali: Sorry. I'm sure you won't grow to hate each other.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Space Probe Disintegration

Raj: It all comes down to this.
(Raj shoots bottle in a trash can)
Howard: You happy? Now you can relax.
Raj: What kind of a scientist are you?! Everyone knows you've got to make two out of three!

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