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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance
Sheldon: Hey, I hate to break up the party, but Amy says I'm tired and have to go to bed.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Long Distance Dissonance
Ramona Nowitzki: Hey, did you eat yet?
Sheldon: Uh, breakfast yes, lunch no. I did have a cough drop, but that really rides the line between sucking and eating.
Quote from other character in the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Penny: So, uh, Randall, can't believe after all these years you finally get to visit me in California.
Randall: Well, good thing I was a nonviolent offender, otherwise I couldn't have left the state.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Leonard: Mary, I'm sorry you're in the middle of this.
Mary Cooper: No, no, nothing to be sorry about. I genuinely like your father.
Sheldon: What? But he's a mediocre academic. And according to Beverly, his sexual prowess is subpar. He's basically Leonard with a bigger prostate.
Quote from Beverly Hofstadter in the episode The Conjugal Conjecture
Wyatt: It's nice to meet the woman who raised this fine young man. I'm looking forward to meeting his father.
Beverly Hofstadter: Prepare to be disappointed.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Military Miniaturization
Howard: Anyway, this is Leonard and Sheldon. The three of us came up with the guidance system.
Leonard: Hi.
Sheldon: Hello.
Howard: And this is my friend, Raj.
Raj: Oh, I'm not on the patent. I'm just here because there's a bumblebee in my office.
Leonard: I saw it. It's big.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dependence Transcendence
Leonard: So, what are you guys gonna do today?
Amy: Well, Sheldon was supposed to go to this party with me this afternoon, but I don't think that's happening.
Sheldon: Oh, that was never happening.
Quote from other character in the episode The Dependence Transcendence
The Flash: Here, it's on the house.
Sheldon: The first one's free? Flash, how do you stay in business?
The Flash: You want to know my secret? I bought stock in Marvel.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Dependence Transcendence
Sheldon: Are you okay? Oh, I'm fantastic, never been better. I had my first energy drink and I feel great. Hey, you guys want to wrestle? We can do arm, thumb, mud, sumo. Nah, we're not fat enough, or wearing diapers.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation
Sheldon: Yeah, but what happens when we each get a peek behind the curtain? I mean, she's never even seen me unshaven.
Leonard: You just shaved yesterday. You're good for three months.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Cohabitation Experimentation
Sheldon: Well, if you are so protective of the scientific method, perhaps we should use the next five weeks to finish what we started.
Amy: Well, for science, maybe I will!
Sheldon: For science, maybe you should!
Amy: Fine!
Sheldon: Fine!
Amy: Good.
Sheldon: Great.
Amy: Do you want to go to our place and make out?
Sheldon: Does Stephen Hawking roll through the quad?
Quote from Penny in the episode The Hot Tub Contamination
Penny: Sheldon, she wanted to share a toothbrush holder with you, and now you're at an ice cream parlor trying to pick up women!
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst
Sheldon: Do you know what else I love about you?
Stuart: Hmm?
Sheldon: Your handwriting is impeccable!
Stuart: Thank you for noticing!
Sheldon: No, I mean it. I mean it. It's like you have the soul of a label maker.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst
Howard: Are we there yet?!
Bernadette: Soon.
Howard: Why is it taking so long?!
Raj: Howard, Howard, look at the DVD screen. I put on Batman: The Animated Series. Your favorite!
Howard: I'm in too much pain (Batman music starts playing) to watch cartoo-- Oh! This is a good one.
Raj: I've been babysitting him way longer than you have.
Quote from Leonard in the episode The Fetal Kick Catalyst
Leonard: And that is how a short asthmatic scientist landed a stone-cold fox.
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