Season 4 Quotes Page 12 of 55
Quote from Penny in the episode The Benefactor Factor
Penny: We can't keep explaining everything. Read that book we gave you.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Boyfriend Complexity
Leonard: Did you get to play with Rajesh's big Telescope last night?
*Rajesh and Wolowitz Freak out*
Wolowitz: Where did that come from?
Rajesh: He never touched my telescope.
Quote from Zack Johnson in the episode The Justice League Recombination
Zack: Hold on. The costume came with a black wig.
Penny: No. I'm not wearing it. It looks stupid.
Zack: Come on. We're trying to win a contest here.
Penny: Forget it. I'm not wearing the wig.
Zack: Honey, there is no "I" in "Justice League."
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Robotic Manipulation
Penny: Sheldon, have you ever told Amy what it was like for you growing up in Texas?
Sheldon: No.
Penny: Well, why don't you tell her?
Sheldon: All right. It was hell.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Bus Pants Utilization
Raj: Ooh, Leonard is going all alpha nerd on Sheldon's ass.
Quote from Raj in the episode The Justice League Recombination
Sheldon: Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.
Raj: Ooh, I call Kermit.
Sheldon: I'm Kermit. You're Scooter.
Raj: Oh, man. Scooter sucks. He's the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Love Car Displacement
Sheldon: Radio contact is sufficient. No need to extend your middle finger.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Justice League Recombination
Sheldon: I understand why you're upset. You're afraid that costume makes you look fat.
Quote from Howard in the episode The Engagement Reaction
Wolowitz: Have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skim milk?
Quote from Raj in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification
Raj: Come on, dude, I'm exhausted and Tyra Banks says the most important item in your makeup bag is a good night's sleep.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Wildebeest Implementation
Sheldon: As a mental exercise, I invite you to figure out why the two of us can't play three-person chess.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Boyfriend Complexity
Sheldon: I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together. And if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Irish Pub Formulation
Sheldon: And to think, I was about to waste the last of my good haemorrhoid cream on you.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Zarnecki Incursion
Penny: Amy is right, I do want to fling my poop at her.
Quote from Amy in the episode The Cohabitation Formulation
Amy: Thanks to you, I just made a rhesus monkey cry like a disgraced televangelist.
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